Comedy Central Roast mainstay Jeffrey Ross will be taping his upcoming Comedy Central one-hour stand-up special at Atlantic City's Borgata this Saturday night, and you can be there. Tickets are now on sale, and if you use the code ROASTMASTER, you can save fifteen bucks off the ticket price.

More details are available at Ross's MySpace page.

If you end up going to the show, be sure to report back in the comments.

After the jump, you can see a clip of Jeff Ross at the William Shatner Roast.

Even if you caught the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner last night, you owe it to yourself to check out highlights from the evening in all their unbleeped glory. They're so randy, you need to register and login to see them.

Two of our favorites:

Betty waxes about her steamy tryst with Bill.

Patton Oswalt gets drooly with the babes of sci-fi.

Because nothing beats filthy Golden Girls and troll-like nerds.

10:37 PM: Shatner time.


10:41 PM: Wow. He's actually funnier than anyone else tonight. And he's really getting into it. He's launching into full Kirk mode now.


10:43 PM: "You know who I am? I'm William Tiberius Shatner!" This man rules.


10:45 PM: And we're out after a few nice words about Toyota. If you missed any of it, it's repeating right now... And three times tomorrow, twice the day after that... Good night everybody!

10:25 PM: Jason Alexander introduces Lisa Lampanelli, "comedy's lovable queen of mean."


10:33 PM: Lampanelli winds down her set and it's not that mean. I think he's going to make it.


Hey, check this out:

10:11 PM: Commercial again. And while we're on the subject of Kirk / Spock stuff, have a look at this painting by Isabel Samaras:





10:14 PM: Kevin Pollack makes a brief appearance doing his well-worn Shatner impression.


10:16 PM: George Takei makes jokes about being gay. A lot of jokes about being gay. And he's pretty funny, too. Maybe he should have come out years ago.


10:17 PM: Good lord, now he's talking about Farah Fawcett and Betty White's genitals. And about Shatner giving Nichelle Nichols herpes. Now Dick is licking Nichols and Takei's kissing Ross. We're heading toward a warp core breach. I think Shatner's wondering if any of the buttons on the chair can get him off the stage.

10:01 PM: Hey, it's Clint Howard and his scary, scary teeth reprising the role of Balok from "The Corbonite Maneuver."


10:04 PM: Legitimate geek Patton Oswalt initially skips the ripping-on-the-other-comics formalities and digs directly into Shatner.


10:05 PM: Oh no! He's made the mistake of mocking Dick, who licks him. This is not going anywhere good.


10:06 PM: The room cheers at the reference to Carrie Fisher's gold bikini in Return Of The Jedi. Dick licks her too. She licks him back. Flee Shatner! Flee while you can!


10:08 PM: Dick licks Fawcett. Fawcett licks Dick. This is... not good.


10:09 PM: Oswalt ends his set with kneeling before Shatner. Shields are back online.

9:47 PM: Ben Stiller shows up in clip form and drops a reference to Shatner's short-lived '70s series Barbary Coast. Nice research.


9:50 PM: Farrah Fawcett pretends to freak out, at least I think she's pretending. She's not doing a good job staying in range of the microphone.


9:53 PM: Fawcett's still on. She's having a hard time getting through the jokes. This is getting kind of scary.


9:54 PM: Time for the inevitable montage of Shatner singing. Is anyone going to come up with anything funneir than this? I have my doubts. "Mr. Tamobourinnneee Maaaaan!"


9:57 PM: Andy Dick makes an appearance as a Vulcan and reads some Kirk / Spock slash fiction before claiming to be their "butt-baby." I'm not sure the shields canna take much more.