Tinkering with DNA is a scientific advancement with no conceivable ethical or practical downside.

Colors, gangs, killings — Carlos witnesses a medieval drive-by!

(David Spade enjoys his last friendly conversation with Angelina Jolie.)

Everyone from blogs to comedy message boards to the New York freakin' Times is buzzing with

excitement about The Showbiz Show with David Spade, which premieres tonight at 10:30p / 9:30c.

Here's today's Showbuzz – daily celebrity gossip straight from the Showbiz Show writer's room:

Britney and Child

"Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy in Santa Monica Wednesday. The "ecstatic" Mrs. Federline says she plans to name her son "London," because that's where her romance with Kevin Federline began.

The couple was going to name the baby after where it was conceived, but it was too hard to say "Olive Garden Bathroom Floor.""

More Showbuzz…

Evolution Tour: Hooters

Back in Black: A look at the people who are blinding you with NOT science.

Jon leads the first-ever Daily Show discussion panel in the Evolution/Schmevolution debate.

Test your knowledge with this Evolution/Schmevolution question.

"Britney is on the market to upgrade her wedding band with a more expensive diamond. Of her current ring, Brit said, "I like this, but… I want something that's not so pokey outy."

Coincidentally, the poor Africans who risked their lives mining her current and new diamonds recently remarked they are on the market to find new jobs that aren't so "crappy-sh*tty."

More Showbuzz

The Showbiz Show with David Spade premiere's tomorrow night at 10:30p / 9:30c.

Last night on the Daily Show, guest Kurt Vonnegut offerred to read a list he brought called "Liberal Crap I Never Want to Hear Again." There wasn't enough time on the show, but Jon promised to put Kurt's list on the website.

Kurt Vonnegut's List: Liberal Crap I Never Want to Hear Again

Kurt's appearance on The Daily Show last night.

Kurt's Official Website

Ed Helms explores the 1.5% difference between primates and us by spending the day with a monkey.

More recent Daily Show video:

Stephen Colbert uncovers new revelations about John Roberts like he parts his hair on the left.

The opening of Roberts' confirmation hearing has confirmed: Senators likey the blah blah blah.

A focus on the classroom debate between God and a guy who sort of looks a little bit like him

An in-depth analysis of the Navajo creation myth.

Each month, comedian Jon Friedman hosts comedians, writers and cartoonists as they showcase the material that just wasn't good enough for every comedic venue from the New Yorker to The Onion. Tonight, Jon welcomes rejected material from:

Jackie Martling (Jokeland.com, formerly from Howard Stern)

Bill Plympton (Plymptoons.com, Oscar-Nominated animator)

Michelle Collins (youcantmakeitup.blogspot.com)

David Sipress, Arnie Levin and Matt Diffee (Cartoonists, The New Yorker)

Show: The Rejection Show
Date: Tonight, 9/13
Time: 8pm
Place: Performance Space 122, 150 1st Avenue at 9th St.
Price: $7
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The Showbiz Show website now has Showbuzz – daily celebrity gossip from the writers of The Showbiz Show with David Spade (premiering Thursday night at 10:30p / 9:30c). It's the gossip of the day – with a Showbiz Show skewer. Today's Showbuzz:

Angelina and New Orleans

"Angelina Jolie has urged the US government to speed up the response to Hurricane Katrina, noting the city is "very close to my heart."

So close that Jolie apparently plans to adopt the city, rename it New Orleans Jolie and give it an adorable faux-hawk."

What's taught in science class, or, as it’s known in some places, "The Crazy Claim Magic Fun Hour"?

Ed Helms visits at a quaint reenactment town that would be terrifying if it were real.

There is a growing consensus that on the eighth day God created Cher.

A look at the role state and local officials had in making Katrina disaster what it was.

Chris Mooney discusses his subtly titled book "The Republican War on Science."