Upcoming Premium Blend comedian Aziz Ansari tells the delightful story of giving Scarlett Johanssen his phone number.

(Congrats to Aziz on his weekly show, Crash Test, being named "Hot Comedy Show" by Rolling Stone Magazine.)

Tonight it's time to wave farewell to Season 3 of Reno 911! Here's a preview of tonight's season finale (10p / 9c):

Death Juice: Trudy prepares to marry a killer.

This just announced: Colin Quinn will be headlining a comedy benefit for the victims of Hurricane Katrina next Wednesday in New York. Information:

Show: Northern Hospitality: Benefit for the Bayou
With Colin Quinn, Christian Finnegan, Anthony DeVito and more.
Date: Wednesday, 9/14
Time: 8pm
Place: The Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th Street btw 2nd and 3rd Aves.
Price: $20 – 100% of proceeds benefit the Red Cross.
More information: here.

(If you have information of upcoming comedy benefit shows for the victims of Hurricane Katrina, e-mail us the details!)

Stephen Colbert will talk about his new show, The Colbert Report, on the Late Show with David Letterman tonight at 11:30p / 10:30c on CBS.

Watch a preview of The Colbert Report.

Right now, comedians, comedy venues and promoters are scrambling to host comedy benefits for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Watch this space for show information, and to find out how you can help, The Red Cross is a great place to start.

Comedian Eugene Mirman blogs about his bad hotel experience (and in classic Eugene fashion, includes his futile customer service phone calls.)

Eugene also has a personal site, with videos and tour dates.

(Thanks to funnyboysandgirls for the link!)

The Comedy Central Stage hosts free comedy shows and looks for rising talent. They've just posted their September schedule. (Our top pick? Arj Barker's "Ego No Amigo" show on Wednesday 9/14). View the schedule here.

In this exclusive interview, D.L. talks about the cool-ass club that is Weekends at the DL.

Tracy Morgan shows D.L. his naked chest — and his mating call.

Tracy Morgan brings clips from Brazilian Wax Club, in which he takes one for the shop.

D.L. campaigns for Wesley Snipes to be the next governor of California, with help from Jimi Hendrix.

(Weekends at the DL airs Fridays and Saturdays at 11p / 10c)

Ebay is auctioning off a dinner and comedy lesson with Patton Oswalt. Proceeds will benefit a public school in Los Angeles.

(We caught up with Patton at his recent Comedians of Comedy show in New York City. You can read all about our Comedians of Comedy obsession here.)

Dangle and Junior find themselves dangling in the wind.