Dangle and Junior find themselves dangling in the wind.

The Rolling Stones teach Carlos that drugs keep you alive for a long time, when used appropriately.

What do animals really want? Less Ashton Kutcher, for one thing…

Catch Carlos TONIGHT on FSN's "Best Damn Sports Show Period" at 10:30 pm (ET/PT).  That's Fox Sports Network for the non-frat boys out there.

Comedians Todd Levin and Bob Powers host the immensely popular monthly comedy reading show "How To Kick People." Tonight's show's theme is "Missed Connections," and features guests Jon Friedman, Ophira Eisenberg, and Jonathan Ames, among others. Information:

Show: How To Kick People: Missed Connections
Date: Tonight, 8/31/05
Time: 7:30pm
Price: $8
Place: Mo Pitkins, 32 Avenue A, New York City
More information: HowToKickPeople.com

Cross your fingers that you can get tickets to the September 9th show at Juvie Hall in New York City – The Apiary reports that Stephen Colbert is the surprise guest!

Penn Jillette, Paul Provenza and Lewis Black hosted Friday Night Stand Up and gave us some great commentary and previews from their movie The Aristocrats (now playing everywhere.)

Critics and Christians

A mime

Hookers

Snaps!

Bebop Jazz

Earlier on CC Insider: Movie: The Aristocrats

She collects baby clothes and loves cats. Find out how Wiegel slipped through the cracks.

Comedy blog The Apiary has an interview today with improv comedian Charlie Todd (above, with bear), whose new show, Paid Programming, premieres tonight at UCB Theatre in New York.

The Showbiz Show with David Spade will do for Hollywood what The Daily Show with Jon Stewart does for the news. Starting September 15, David Spade will skewer the world of entertainment every Thursday at 10:30p / 9:30c. Links:

The Showbiz Show official site (bios, about the show, downloads.)

Get free audience tickets to a taping (Los Angeles)

Christopher Hitchens discusses confusion over the handling of Iraq.

(He's saying: "Hello, I'm a mime. Enjoy my ironic presence in this post.")

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