Its clear Bush has developed a sophisticated exit strategy… for getting out of questions about the war.

Bush's simple, catchy talking points are quite frankly, easy to dance to.

Samantha Bee investigates local city council members who are botching other people's vacations.

Carlos goes to the streets — and Gene Simmons — to find out what women want.

Carlos reveals the truth about the contents of your inbox.

(Link and photo from TheSuperficial.com)

While "researching" this post, the CC Insider came across this password-protected Carrot Top Tour Rider (his list of demands for backstage amenities.) If anyone can break the code, e-mail it to us at ccinsider@comedycentral.com and have our eternal devotion! (Oh, and it's not "Carrot" "Top" or "Carrottop".)

To be fair, Pat Robertson used "assassinate" as a verb and not a noun, so he didn't really mean it.

Jon Stewart and Ben Karlin talk about Crossfire, The Colbert Report, and why people watch The Daily Show on the web.

Speaking of Daily Show video…

Interview: Chris Wallace

Interview: Rachel Weisz

Senior Drug Dealer Rob Corddry is totally holding.

Ed Helms looks into an “extreme” health insurance plan. Woo! It is ON now!

Stephen Colbert looks at how three different religions punish masturbation.

Adam doesn't have a rap name, but his married name is P-Whipped.

Does the future of gas station service include beatdowns?

With 58% of Americans unhappy with Iraq, Bush has started giving up naptime to drum up support.

Tonight in Los Angeles, the weekly comedy variety show Comedy Death Ray presents "The King of TV Show". All guests will be from TV, including David Cross (Arrested Development, Mr. Show with Bob and David), Jerry Minor (SNL) and guests from Star Trek and Survivor. Information:

Show: Comedy Death Ray
Time: 8:30
Price: $5
Place: The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre, 5919 Franklin Blvd, Hollywood
More information/reservations: funbunchcomedy.com or 323-908-8702

Speaking of David Cross, in this Shorties Watchin' Shorties video, he asks the burning question: What's wrong with donating your body to necrophiliacs?

Solving NASA's problems is all in a day's work for Carlos Mencia.