Kyle Kinane turns up the heat on the sh*t talk in this episode of 30 Seconds Over Washington.

Get a Comedy Central first look at the Krabbe Brothers and their ultra-rich cronies on their never-ending quest to make America safe for the one percent.

Gajillionaires stars Rob Corddry, Thomas Lennon, Paul Scheer, Jordan Peele and Riki Lindhome.

Night of Too Many Stars premiered last night, but you still have time to bid on items from your favorite celebrities. You could have Aziz Ansari take over your Twitter account for 10 minutes (bidding closes Wednesday, October 31) or get an autographed Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace DVD (bidding closes Saturday, October 27). Finally, you'll get the followers you crave, and your Hannibal DVD will have a signature other than your own on it.

There are tons of other items, so go to the celebrity auction page and start bidding. Your donations benefit New York Collaborates for Autism and help contribute to the development of autism schools, services and programs across the country. Doesn't that feel great?

Get ready for more Kyle Kinane in your life. You can see him in the new Indecision digital original series "30 Seconds Over Washington" dissecting political ads and videos. Don't forget to watch the premiere of his one-hour stand-up special "Whiskey Icarus" on Saturday, November 24 at 11/10c. I'm growing my beard out in celebration and so should you.

Do you like Halle Berry? Do you like Darius Rucker? Then you will be in favor of DL Hughley's proposal to get the black man added to the Environmental Protection Agency's Endangered Species list. Watch the clip below, join the cause.

Tune in to the premiere of DL Hughley's new documentary/special "The Endangered List," Saturday, October 27 at 11/10c.

Remember the 90s? We were all doing The Bartman, feeding our Tamagotchis and pledging to only wear neon. It was also the birth of Comedy Central and watching stand-up on basic cable.

In honor of #RetroWeekend, CC:Stand-Up is highlighting their favorite 90s stand-up from Dave Chappelle, Bill Hicks, Wanda Sykes and more. Get started with a Louis C.K. clip from the 1993 series Two Drink Mimimum. He opens with a diarrhea joke, closes with a Ross Perot joke. Some things never change.

Be sure to get in on the Retro Weekend fun by tweeting your photos and memories of the 80s and 90s to @ComedyCentral with hashtag #RetroWeekend. They might even end up on the air.

Welcome to the new Comedy Central Stand-Up website, the home of your favorite Comedy Central comedians. Watch classic clips and highlights from the latest stand-up specials and series, read about stand-up, tweet about stand-up, live, breathe, dream stand-up. It's all there.

But where do I get the jokes? Thank you for asking, funny person. Go to the new Jokes.com for all your joke-related needs — you can even submit your own jokes.

Coming soon, we'll be expanding to include Xbox channels, apps for mobile and iPad, and more. Make sure your brain doesn't explode.

Unleash your inner Scrooge, get a copy of the new anti-holiday book Denis Leary's "Merry F***in' Christmas" (coming October, 2012, digitally and in hardcover). Denis covers everything from drunken Santas and cranky elves to irritating family members and holiday consumerism. It's everything that "Twas the Night Before Christmas" was too scared to tell you. A portion of the profits will be donated to The Leary Firefighters Foundation.

To get in the spirit, watch this ad for the new cold remedy this season — Colt 45D.

Are you in New York City? Are you a lover of comedy? If you answered yes to both of those (or have a teleporter which would make one of them possible), then you are in luck, because the New York Comedy Festival is just a few weeks away. From Wednesday, November 11 to Sunday, November 17, comedy's biggest names will descend on NYC's best venues.

This year features Kevin Hart, Ricky Gervais, Aziz Ansari, Patton Oswalt, Brian Regan and more (if you can believe it). Get your tickets here. NOW.

It's always hard picking the right Halloween costume. Should you go as a sexy maid, a sexy nun or a sexy armadillo? Well, this year, how about you ditch all those well-worn clichés and go as a sexy person who saw a bunch of great free comedy shows. All you need for the costume is to hit up the Hudson in Hollywood throughout October for Comedy Central Stage.

All shows start at 8pm with limited seating. Call (323) 960-5519 for reservations.

3 Wednesday
DUCHESS RIOT
Comedy Troupe
Bold, fearless and off the cuff, LA’s hottest comedy troupe Duchess Riot is all-female and all-funny. Featuring Lauren Howard Brown, Suzanne Cotsakos, Chelsey Crisp, Katie Elsaesser, Dione Hardin, Debbie Lockhart, Jen McGlone and Erin Muroski.
www.duchessriot.com

4 Thursday
BROKE CITY CABARET
Musical Improv
Original comedy and musical improv inspired by the Second City style of musical improv. It is musical comedy to make you go “oops upside your head”, then sing about it. With David Carmon, Laura Barbera, Nikki Muller, Kate Gaffney and Jaya Subramanian.
www.brokecitycabaret.com

10 Wednesday
FRANK & PETER ARE CRUSHING IT!
Written and Performed by Peter Moses & Frank Cappello
Frank and Peter have been living in Los Angeles for two years…and they’ve got everything figured out. Starring Peter Moses and Frank Cappello with Caitlin Kimball, Chase Newell, Nick Marcucci, Rebecca Rivera, Sara Lindsay, and Nicholas Cutro.

11 Thursday
SIT N' SPIN
Writers' Reading Series
Come check out L.A.’s longest running spoken word show. With Marc Evan Jackson, Lou Dimaggio, Annie Korzen, David Dean Bottrell, Chase Winton, and a musical guest. Presented by Jill Soloway, Maggie Rowe & Andersen Gabrych.
http://sitnspin.org/

17 Wednesday
THE KUNTZ FAMILY HOUR
Sketch Comedy
After their sitcom is cancelled, “America’s Favorite TV Family” decides to produce their own variety show. Of course, the Kuntzes are a Hollywood mess; and their dysfunction is on display every week, along with new sketches, videos, special guests and a big musical number!
https://www.facebook.com/KuntzFamilyHour

23 Tuesday
TEN WEST
Jon Monastero and Stephen Simon
L.A.’s premiere physical comedy duo combines elements of clown, mime, slapstick and dance to create original, indelible shows. Ten West returns to the CC Stage with a series of vignettes in the style that has made the duo beloved across North America. Directed by Bryan Coffee.
www.tenwest.com

24 Wednesday
CREAM
Sex and Death
Cream’s sketch show explores the wonders of sex, death, and all of life’s biggest questions including: does Jacob have a penis? Written and Starring: Cream (Sergio Cilli, Casey Feigh, Betsy Sodaro and Jacob Womack). Directed by Ryan Perez. Featuring stand-up comedy from Michael Palascak.

25 Thursday
SIT N' SPIN
Writers' Reading Series
More true stories from real people at L.A.’s longest running spoken word show. With Dylan Brody, Erin Brown, Mike Defenbeich, Jessica Williamson, and Janet Blake. Presented by Jill Soloway, Maggie Rowe and Andersen Gabrych. http://sitnspin.org/

30 Tuesday
RAZOWSKY & CLIFFORD
David Razowsky and Carrie Clifford
R & C have performed their signature long form two-person improv show at theaters and festivals around the globe. They relish in the purist form of improv—starting with nothing. Random placement of two chairs dictates the entire performance, variety of characters and their relationships.
https://www.facebook.com/RazowskyandClifford