Back in December, Blake Anderson jumped off his roof at a party onto a beer pong table and had to undergo surgery. I heard that's how Elvis died, except he jumped onto a toilet. MTV's First Date recently featured the Workaholics guys in an episode. You should be able to see it tomorrow, but until then, Blake delivered the following PSA in this post-show interview:

"Don't jump off roofs into hard surface areas." Did you feel that? It was as if a million backyard wrestling careers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Think of all the spines Blake just saved!

Hindustan Times announced last week that the best comedy channel in the world will be available (today!) for funny-hungry audiences across India! Apparently they're getting Spike! Haha, just kidding. That is a horrible joke!

Comedy Central will now air 24/7 to Indian fans starting in… three, two, one… immediately! Finally, our awesome allies in India (alliteration) will be able to freely enjoy the likes of South Park and The Daily Show while availing themselves of all the Casa Bonita they can eat! Hell yeah! Wait, do they have one in Mumbai yet? Maybe I'm making that part up.

Russell Simmons Presents The Ruckus premieres with two back-to-back episodes next Thursday at 10/9c. But if you're like me, you're ruckus-deficient and if you have to wait until then, you might come down with ruckus scurvy. Fortunately, Owen Smith was on Conan last night and brought enough ruckus to hold us over.

After the jump, you can see of clip of Owen Smith's performance from next week's premiere.

#FF your new pretend boyfriends: @ObamaTranslated, @JordanPeele, @KeeganMKey #keyandpeele

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Just don't tell my old pretend boyfriend. He gets super pretend jealous.

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The series premiere of Key & Peele airs Tuesday, January 31 at 10:30/9:30c after the season premiere of Tosh.0.

These days, there are two ways to get votes in America: You can ask your wife for an open marriage and then self-righteously scold anyone who asks you about that time you asked your wife for an open marriage, or you can be super funny. I'll let you figure out how tonight's Friday Night Stand-Up lineup got the most votes this week.

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Donald Glover – 9/8c

DeRay Davis – 9:30/8:30c

Kevin Hart – 10/9c

Gabriel Iglesias – 11/10c

Don't miss the premiere of JB Smoove: That’s How I Dooz It tomorrow night at 10/9c. It's going to be heavy.

If you're like me, you really wanted to go to Stephen Colbert's "Rock Me Like a Herman Cain: South Cain-olina Primary Rally" today, but you had other plans to never ever go to South Carolina for anything ever. Well, good news! We can all watch the rally from the comfort of our non-Palmetto states on MSNBC right now.

Here's the live-stream:

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The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

Later today, Stephen Colbert will appear at a rally in South Carolina with Herman Cain, but a little while ago, he met up with another Republican with an unsettling smile: Joe Scarborough. As you can see in the complete interview below, Stephen covered everything from his position on open marriages to using jungle animals to fight crime.

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After the jump, you can watch Stephen promote today's rally on last night's Report by dueting with James Taylor on "Carolina in My Mind," and you can also see Joe Scarborough's last appearance on the show.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

Fred Stoller (Atom's Gate Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends and a ton of other shows) has a new Kindle Single called My Seinfeld Year about his hysterical bittersweet season as a staff writer on Seinfeld with lots of great inside stuff with Michael Richards, Larry David and Jerry himself. Pick it up here.

I'm not saying I disagree, I'm just saying I know a BattleBots fan club that would consider those fightin' words.

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