The Dark Knight was an excellent film with one glaring flaw. Remember when Joker says "Want to see a magic trick?" Did I miss something or did he never perform a magic trick? He just stabs a guy with a pencil. I waited the entire movie for him to pull a rabbit out of a hat or something.

Tonight, Ugly Americans premieres its episode titled The Dork Knight. Hopefully, it won't succumb to that same magic-related pitfall. Here's the trailer for the episode:

Is that not enough to whet your appetite? This clip should be enough to get your appetite all nice and whet:

In anticipation of the upcoming Paul F. Tompkins special, Laboring Under Delusions, we're sharing some clips of Paul at work. Here, he discusses his stint on Best Week Ever:

Good stuff, but speak for yourself, Paul F.: I hear "Scrubs" all the time, watching Law & Order or not. Wanna see my scrapbook of eyeless J.D.s? We're best friends, you know. OK, enough, give it back.

Paul F. Tompkins: Laboring Under Delusions premieres Saturday, April 21 at 11/10c.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen was notable for a lot of reasons: It was the most-watched Roast in Comedy Central history, it featured the most onstage nose-breakings, it tied the Roast record for the fewest jokes about rutabaga, the list goes on. And now you can relive the whole thing on DVD.

Click here to order your copy now. In the meantime, here are some highlights:

The Dalai Lama has over four million Twitter followers, but does he ever tweet about his butthole? Only in metaphors. That's why he's not nominated for Funniest Person on Twitter at The Comedy Awards, and that's also just one of the many reasons @SarahKSilverman is.

I'm a real "neat freak" when it comes to my anus

March 31, 2012 12:10 am via WhoSayReplyRetweetFavorite

@SarahKSilverman

Sarah Silverman

I like to think of my nostrils as "big naturals"

April 13, 2012 11:37 pm via WhoSayReplyRetweetFavorite

@SarahKSilverman

Sarah Silverman

I'm pretty easy going. I just don't like noises shapes or sensations

April 16, 2012 9:09 am via WhoSayReplyRetweetFavorite

@SarahKSilverman

Sarah Silverman

Click here to see all the nominees and vote for your favorite.

The second annual Comedy Awards airs Sunday, May 6 at 9/8c.

There are so many activities people try to convince me are fun but that I absolutely hate: ultimate frisbee, parties, parades, going outside, sex, going outside and having sex. None of those things are fun! I guess I can add ziplining to the list. In an all-new episode of South Park, the boys spend their last day of spring break ziplining and soon find themselves sorely disappointed. Here's a preview clip:

South Park airs Wednesday at 10/9c followed by an all-new Ugly Americans.

This Wednesday's new Ugly Americans, "The Dork Knight," is already without question the most highly-anticipated bat-based superhero event of the year, but there's even more to look forward to. Throughout the episode, eagle-eyed viewers will be able to spot Easter eggs from the new Ugly Americans game Apocalypsgeddon, now available on Xbox Live Arcade and Playstation Network.

When you spot one of the Easter eggs, be sure to announce your ocular superiority by tweeting it with the hashtag #DorkKnight. In the meantime, here's a preview featuring the best Christian Bale impression you'll hear all day:

Ugly Americans airs Wednesday at 10:30/9:30c after South Park.

Patton Oswalt is the only person nominated for Funniest Person on Twitter in The Comedy Awards who has starred in a film about a rat that cooks. (FULL DISCLOSURE: I have not seen Julie and Julia but I'm pretty sure it does not feature a cooking rat voiced by Steve Martin.) Does that give him an unfair advantage somehow? Does the fact that his Twitter account is hilarious give him an unfair advantage? You be the judge!

Gonna be so hilarious when my daughter someday finds the pics of me with my late 80's mullet.And in my Klan outfit.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 25, 2012

Everything I know about using an iPhone I learned by randomly touching the screen in moments of anger.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 4, 2012

I have an eerie feeling that the 2012 election will come down to a dance-off to Company B's "Fascinated."

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 2, 2012

Review the nominees here, then vote for your favorite.

You've all been clamoring and begging for a new The Daily Show application that will be compatible with your Apple Newton MessagePad 1oo. Unfortunately, we haven't gotten around to developing that yet because we've been busy creating an all new The Daily Show application for the iPad and iPhone!

The Daily Show Headlines features headlines from the past two weeks, clip archives, upcoming guests, schedule alerts and digital exclusives. Why aren't you downloading it now?!

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

If you work or have ever worked a retail job, I don't have to tell you just how soul sucking it can be. Managers think you're expendable, coworkers bitterly resent the quarter-an-hour raise you just got, and customers treat you like dirt. (Those uniforms are pretty cool, though, I must admit.) For all you retail slaves out there, Paul F. Tompkins offers this tale of redemption, honor, and pilfered VHS tapes:

Paul F. Tompkins: Laboring Under Delusions premieres Saturday, April 21 at 11/10c.