Here are the winners, along with the times their specials will air.

Corey Holcomb: 9/8c

Rickey Smiley: 9:30/8:30c

Katt Williams: 10/9c

Aziz Ansari: 11/10c

For more stand-up, don't miss the television premiere of Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Sunday at 9/8c. And be sure to vote for next Friday's lineup here.

So, get over there and Watch, Like and Follow your favorites, then tune-in Friday night to see this week's winners.

For more Stand-Up Month revelry, don't miss the premiere of Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Sunday at 9/8c.

I was pretty flattered when I got my copy of the GQ’s "Men of the Year" issue in the mail this month and saw my name on the cover. Of course my friends were jealous—saying things like, "You're crazy," and "That's the address label." On this version of the cover, slightly above my name and address, a very dapper Jay-Z stands next to the words "The King" right above his name. And to his right there is a long list of jesters that made the list this "Year of The High-Bro… when bro culture went highbrow." Inside you can accompany Aziz Ansari around Japan, Tina Fey talks about how great Steve Carell is, and comic legend Joan Rivers writes about Louis C.K.:

"Louis says stuff onstage that nobody else is saying—that's what makes a star. He's fearless and he hates a lot of things that deserve to be hated."

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart makes an appearance to write his accolades for South Park and Book of Mormon creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker:

"When you witness a work of such quality—and this is coming from someone who traffics in their field—there is only one thing to say, and I cannot say it emphatically enough: Fuck those guys."

Read more at GQ. And after the jump, you can watch Matt and Trey chatting with Jon on The Daily Show.

If I had 30 minutes or less I'd probably waste it on ice cream and a chat with a loved one. Lucky for me, the movie 30 Minutes or Less makes better use of its time. It has car chases, guns, flame throwers, Aziz Ansari, Jesse Eisenberg, Nick Swardson and Danny McBride. So basically, everything. The movie opens tomorrow, and if you love yourself, you'll see it. Even if you hate yourself, you should see it and really get to the bottom of your issues.

30 Minutes or Less opens in theaters tomorrow, August 12.

by Intern Matthew Balzer

Breakfast time! John Pinette was on Good Day NY promoting John Pinette: Still Hungry, premiering Friday at 11/10c. [My Fox NY]

If you pre-order Tig Notaro's new album, you are entered for a chance to have her perform in your living room. She really ties the room together. [SC Distribution]

Todd Barry made an audition tape to star in a Rite Aid commercial. Nailed it. [Todd Barry]

Silent Bob Speaks! Kevin Smith is developing a daytime talk show. [AV Club]

Aziz Ansari reveals what you should yell at him in public. [Complex]

Donald Glover goes to "Camp" with his new Childish Gambino album. [SplitSider]

Simon Pegg, a carving knife and dirty underpants. Intrigued? [/film]

Variety named 10 comics to watch for in 2011. Watch! [SplitSider]

Just for Laughs New Faces of Comedy announced. Many of them are attached to heads. [LaughSpin]

Do you have trouble with boundaries? Holy Taco is holding a Stand-Up Anywhere contest. [Holy Taco]

(Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic/Getty Images)

The Daily Show won Best Talk Show at today's inaugural Critics' Choice Television Awards. Hooray! [Chicago Tribune]

This article proves that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will one day hold just as much political power as the Supreme Court.
Sort of. [Variety]

After many fake trailers parodying other movies, The Muppets finally gets a trailer of its very own. [AV Club]

"Butterface" does not even begin to describe Weird Al Yankovic’s first music video for his new album Alpocalypse. [Buzzfeed]

Speaking of The Muppets, Jason Segal talks about his favorite Muppets, writing the movie, and why Kermit is better than Julie Andrews. [/film]

Tom Hanks is going to hunt people down if The Onion does not get a Pulitzer Prize. Unless it’s a Catch Me If You Can scenario, in which case he’ll just become their best friend and mentor. [SplitSider]

There is a new red band trailer for 30 Minutes or Less, which stars Aziz Ansari, Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson. [Deadline]

Olivia Munn will join the cast of Aaron Sorkin's cable news drama pilot tentatively titled More as This Story Develops. She'll play a sexy financial analyst named Sloan. First name, Sloan, last name, don't know yet but thinking it's Sexypants. [THR]

Paul Feig and Judd Apatow are looking to match-make Jon Hamm and Melissa McCarthy. They may play "unconventional lovers" in an upcoming project. [Cinema Blend]

Aziz Ansari will tape his latest stand-up special Dangerously Delicious in Washington, DC this Friday. [Express Night Out]

Listen to a track from Christopher Titus's upcoming Comedy Central Records release, Neverlution. [Punchline]

Talk show host, stand-up and vodka activist Chelsea Handler is in negotiations to join the teen comedy Fun Size, written by Colbert Report writer Max Werner. [THR]

Shaq on his All-Star Comedy Jam tour: "I played with many All-stars on the court and laughed with these All-stars off the court." Not only that, he gets his cars specially made–all stretched and shit. Kazaam! [All Headline News]

New trailer for Our Idiot Brother is out. Paul Rudd is supposedly a dumb, sweet stoner in this film. But really, would a dumb person invent the "tomion" (cross between a tomato and onion)? I wish that were real! [SplitSider]

This is depressing. Just found out comedians have no money. [The Apiary]

"My dog is having a pretty serious face-off with a squirrel here. You're missing it." Rob Huebel says other stuff that you shouldn't miss in this interview. [SplitSider]

(Photo by Chelsea Lauren/WireImage/Getty Images)

Comedy festivals have long been an American staple. Just take Woodstock, for instance. My parents always told me they did "a lot of funny things there" that were "so funny [they] couldn't legally talk about them" and were actually "funny enough to justify a flock of older step-siblings that I'll find out about someday." It must have been a laugh riot!

But never fear, present-day America, the fun isn't over. Summer 2k11 is shaping up to be a season full of unprotected sex and illegal drugs. Also, there will be many comedy festivals:

Bonnaroo Comedy Tent

From June 9-12, Tennessee will be funny (on purpose). Comedy legends and up-and-comers alike have come through before, and this year should bring equal excellence. Plus, as you may have heard, thanks to the talented and probably handsome people at Comedy Central, a streaming webcast of all the performances will begin Sunday, June 12.

The 9th Annual LA Improv Comedy Festival

All that is supposedly miserable about LA will be forgotten from June 6-11 as a power lineup of comedians apparently plan on just making things up right there on the spot and hoping they'll be funny. Catch Joel McHale, Drew Carey, Angela Kinsey and more at this epic improv gathering.

Sketchfest NYC

When the creators of this event describe it as "one weekend of mind-blowing fun," they are not joking. Here are people at this event who will be joking and are very good at it: Whitest Kids U Know, BriTANicK, Comedy Central Digital Shorts, Elephant Larry and more!

Tosh Tour On Ice

This may not seem like a "festival" to you at first, but that's probably because you openly disrespect the OED's definition of a festival as "a time of festive celebration, a festal day." Everything about Daniel Tosh is incredibly festal. He's taking on the US and Canada, so pick your location here.

Solid Sound Festival

John Hodgman, Wyatt Cenac, Eugene Mirman, Morgan Murphy. In Massachusetts from June 24-26. Hold onto your hats. Because there's a hat thief on the loose in Massachusetts. Additionally, these comedians are so funny that you might lose track of all your inhibitions and belongings, including your hat.

30 Minutes or Less opens in theaters August 12.

Louis CK talks about growing up and how that shaped his comedy, "That was my comedy upbringing in Boston. If you weren’t funny you got your ass kicked. It wasn’t just about getting laughs; it was about survival." [Playboy]

It's starting to look like Mindy Kaling may not return to The Office as a writer, but she will probably stay on as a cast member. [NY Mag]

Tony Hendra, a man who worked on Spy and National Lampoon magazine, and was in This Is Spinal Tap, started a parody newspaper which boasts some impressive contributors like Terry Jones and Mike Myers, as well as pieces by a bunch of New York comics. [Final Edition]

NBC has picked up Chelsea Handler's sitcom based on her book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, as well as Free Agent starring Hank Azaria, Natasha Leggero, Al Madrigal, Joe Lo Truglio and Mo Mandel and four other sitcoms! [TV Guide]

Joe Lo Truglio, Ken Marino and David Wain reminisce about Wet Hot American Summer, "I certainly did not expect that it would live on over the years the way that it has." [AV Club]

Here are a series of on-set interviews with the cast and crew of the upcoming film 30 Minutes or Less. [Aziz Ansari and Dilshad Vadsaria, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson, Ruben Fleischer]

(Photo by FilmMagic Inc/FilmMagic/Getty Images)

A couple weeks ago, we told you about The Comedy Awards' Breakthrough Performer category, an award of which you can help determine the winner. But time is running out, so if you haven't already, be sure to cast your vote before the deadline, tomorrow at noon, or you'll be nominated for the breakthrough dummy award.

In case you forgot, here are the nominees and a little reminder of why 2010 was such a breakthrough year for each of them:

Aziz Ansari: Starred on Parks and Recreation and released his first comedy album, Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.

Ty Burrell: Received an Emmy nomination for his work on ABC's Modern Family.

Louis C.K.: Created and starred in the critically-acclaimed Louie on FX. Meanwhile, his live stand-up movie Hilarious became the first comedy concert film to play at Sundance.

Whitney Cummings: Roasted Joan Rivers and David Hasselhoff and debuted her first one-hour stand-up special, Whitney Cummings: Money Shot.

Danny McBride: Wrote, produced and starred on Eastbound and Down and had a scene-stealing role in Due Date.

Emma Stone: Starred in the surprise hit Easy A and hosted SNL.

Daniel Tosh: Hosted the second season of Tosh.0, which averaged over 2 million viewers per episode.

Kristen Wiig: Performed in her sixth season as a castmember on SNL, co-starred in MacGruber and had memorable roles in Date Night and How to Train Your Dragon.

The Comedy Awards will tape at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom on Saturday, March 26 and will air Sunday, April 10 simultaneously on Comedy Central, Spike TV, CMT, Logo, TV Land, VH1 and Nick at Nite.

So, review the list of nominees below, cast your vote here and then go hug a Revolutionary War vet.

Aziz Ansari

Ty Burrell

Louis C.K.

Whitney Cummings

Danny McBride

Emma Stone

Daniel Tosh

Kristen Wiig

Meanwhile, you can also have your say in the Best Viral Video category.

The Comedy Awards will tape at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom on Saturday, March 26 and will air Sunday, April 10 simultaneously on Comedy Central, Spike TV, CMT, Logo, TV Land, VH1 and Nick at Nite.

Patrice also talked frankly about his career and his brand of stand-up, "I don’t think there’s a particular fan for me or for the type of comedy I do, whatever they call it: Cringe Comedy, but that’s fucking ridiculous." [Punchline Magazine]

From the Producers Guild Awards, Aziz Ansari asks the big shots in the audience to hire him to star in their films. [Funny or Die]

Ivan Reitman said it's "absolutely possible" Ashton Kutcher could be in Ghostbusters 3. Technically, he is right. Anything is possible if you believe! [AV Club]

If you want to see some live stand-up tonight, may I recommend checking out Mothaf*@%!n' Comedy tonight? They've got Matt McCarthy, Jared Logan and Dan Soder. Great line-up! [Smart Tix]

In this essay for the New Yorker, Demetri Martin wonders who he is, "I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails." [New Yorker]

New York comedian Eliot Glazer talks about his new Tumblr-to-book deal for My Parents Were Awesome, "That sort of innocence is long gone and so, it’s really a pleasure to share the stories. Especially these pictures." [Gothamist]

Someone took Tina Fey's fake Joni Mitchell parody song playing in the background of a recent 30 Rock episode and put it online. Thank you, Internet! [Jezebel]

If you haven't seen it yet, on the new Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis interviews Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston. Oh, look, a wild Brody Stevens appears! [Funny or Die]

Larry the Cable Guy talks about his new show Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy, "It’s the one show that I’ve done where I can be Larry the Cable Guy and I can be myself because I’m out with people and I’m just hanging out basically." [The Comic's Comic]

Finally, someone made a Ghostbusters porn. Did I say "finally?" I meant, "AAAH! MY EYES!" [Splitsider]

Andy Richter is interviewed on a talk show hosted by the ghost of Tom Carvel featuring a real topless woman. This crazy video comes from the mind of Late Night and Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien writer Guy Nicolucci. [Funny or Die]

Aziz Ansari answers some fan questions for this TIME magazine video and reveals, if his comedy career stalls, his fall back is selling swords on the Home Shopping Network. [TIME]

Black Swan is a thing. Ms. Swan is a thing. Ms. Swan as Black Swan is now a thing too. [Buzzfeed]

Speaking of, Nick talks about how the Internet influences his style, "The web has allowed me to show that there are different ways to make people laugh, and the special is a combination of those things… hopefully that reads as something new." [AV Club]

Sheng Wang talks about what he was doing when he found out he was on Comedy Central Presents, "Just before I got the phone call with the good news, I was… contemplating on getting a temp job. After the call, I decided, 'nah!'" [The Check Spot]

Lorne Michaels will be featured this weekend on Master Class, a show on Oprah's channel OWN. [NY Post]

Mark Zuckerberg may appear this weekend on Saturday Night Live alongside guest host Jesse Eisenberg. But will they "LIKE" each other? Get it? Whatever! Your mom liked that joke. [NY Post]

Jackass 3.5, a film made from unused footage from Jackass 3-D, will premiere exclusively on Joost.com. You can check out the trailer to see a turtle bite Steve-O's ass. [Slash Film]

Aziz Ansari talks about his stand-up, "I find as I've developed material, that my style is more conducive to being excited about things rather than hating things and venting, being really cynical or whatever." [Time Out]

Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones are BFFs, "I’ve met a lot of my closest friends after I turned 30, and Rashida’s certainly one of them. It’s so nice to be able to find a like-minded person who you really admire. And who’s your homie." [Elle]

Classic comedian Charlie Callas passed away at the age of 86. The link also includes a very funny video of him roasting Frank Sinatra. [Washington Post]

The AV Club is recapping Tosh.0. Imagine, going online to read about a television that is about the Internet. We are living in a modern age of modernity. [AV Club]

Amy Schumer on being a stand-up, "I don’t know what defines it for other people – if they’ll start calling themselves a comedian after their first open mic – but for me it wasn’t until I was able to make a living off of it." [Punchline]

Amy Poehler has a secret past life as a model for stock photos. This is the most endearing secret past life I've ever heard about. Most people's secret lives involve multiple wives and murder. [Jezebel]

Aziz Ansari talks about 30 Minutes or Less, "It's the first, like, major role I've done in the movie, where I'm in the whole movie. As opposed to like a couple of minutes where I come in and talk about my dick and leave." [Splitsider]

Woody Allen wrote a piece for the New Yorker imaging a real-life version of Monopoly in our modern topsy turvy economy. [New Yorker]

Ricky Gervais finally made it onto one of those Taiwanese news animations, and all he had to do was get a bunch of Hollywood types mad at him. This one gets surprisingly violent at the end there. [Movieline]

"I love American Idol so much, but I don't really care for Paul F. Tompkins and I only read his recaps because of how much I love American Idol" – Opposite me. (I read this, and I didn't even watch American Idol. Still fun!) [Vulture]

Did you know John Oliver's first high five was given to him by Norm MacDonald early in his career as a Daily Show correspondent? It's rare, but sometimes comedy news makes you feel genuinely proud of your high-fiving culture. [Time Out]

Michael Cera, Martin Starr and Tony "Teach!" Danza star in this video promoting Gallery 1988's comedian portrait exhibit. Oh, look, it's Nick Kroll. That guy's the best! [Funny or Die]

Speaking of Gallery 1988, Zach Galifianakis took some time out of his busy schedule of being in every movie ever to write the man who painted his portrait a nice thank-you letter. Everyone's doing a great job today! [Mike Mitchell]

Ricky Gervais will meet his American alter-ego Steve Carell on next week's The Office cold open. This is going to be like when the Flintstones met the Jetsons except with less hardcore butt-sex. [Vulture]

Aziz Ansari remakes the Parks and Recreation theme song in his own image. There's so much Parks and Recreation content out, it's almost like they really want us to watch their show or something. Weird. [College Humor]

Fox picked up Party Down creator Rob Thomas's single-camera sitcom Little in Common to go to pilot, thereby destroying hopes that he will devote his entire life to the attempt of bringing back Party Down. [Deadline]

Vulture somehow landed Paul F. Tompkins to write their American Idol recaps, marking the first time I will ever read an American Idol recap. [Vulture]

Judd Apatow didn't seem to be too happy about it and took to Twitter about it. He started soliciting "funny and not vicious" jokes from his Twitter followers for his stint hosting the Producer's Guild Awards. [Judd Apatow]

If you missed Diddy at Chris Gethard's show at the UCB, here's a pretty wonderful recap of the night's festivities. Dreams do come true! Especially the ones about losing all your teeth! [NY Times]

Last Friday night, Colin Jost made his network TV debut on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Congrats, Colin! Very funny! [LNwJF]

Rob Lowe is so mad about not having been on the air for a couple months, he yells, hits and abuses the cast of Parks and Recreation (but not for real? [Or is it? {No, not really!}]) [Funny or Die]

Amy Poehler picks out her ten favorite sad scenes from movies. One of them is Dumb and Dumber and nine of them are not Dumb and Dumber. Cool! [The Daily Beast]

Aziz Ansari is in this video short where he is mean to a kid. Someone should give Aziz a show where he gets to say mean things to kids whenever he wants… Oh, wait, that already happened. [Aziz is Bored]

Patton Oswalt put another excerpt from his Zombie Spaceship Wasteland online. Have you not bought this yet? Well, you're in luck, because you can at least read this essay titled Mary C. Runfola 
Explains Her Gifts. [Funny or Die]

Amy Sedaris has a YouTube channel where she makes weird crafts and quirky food recipes. Excuse me, I have to go yell at the Internet for this not happening sooner. [YouTube]

Here's a first look at 30 Minutes or Less starring Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson, as well as Bad Teacher starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake. [Collider]

Patton Oswalt writes about finding treasure amongst the trash in stand-up, science fiction and music in this excerpt from his new book Zombie Spaceship Wasteland. [AV Club]

Speaking of Patton, he also picked out his 100 favorite movie moments and made a list for you to read and enjoy. I think you should say thank you by buying his book. [Listal]

Looks like David Cross will be starring in Bob Odenkirk's next directorial feature, Annie Jenkins: A Not Very Romantic Comedy. I'm gonna see the shit out of that! [The Wrap]

Jason Lee's Adult Swim pilot rounds out its cast with Molly Sims, Faizon Love, Malcom David Kelly and Kevin Pollack. [TV Line]

Alec Baldwin says he is "very, very interested" in running for office. I vote him mayor of mom crushes. [Huffington Post]

WWJD? Whatever the hell he wants. Read an excerpt from the new book revealing deleted Bible scenes which feature Jesus kicking ass. [Cracked]

We're on the brink of Etewaf: Everything That Ever Was — Available Forever. Patton Oswalt predicts the future of nerdom. [Wired]

Airplane! and 24 other films that are "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant" will be added to the National Film Registry for preservation. You have clearance, Clarence. [LA Times]

Being a Jew on Christmas is everything Dave Attell says it is. [LNwJF]

Zach Galifianakis, Betty White, Aziz Ansari and more made this Funniest People of 2010 list. I think they mean the Funniest People of Forever list. [Huffington Post]

I was too distracted by shiny things this year. Luckily, Funny or Die posted their favorite videos (Between Two Ferns) and words (Louis C.K.'s drunken tweets) of 2010 in an indistractable format. [Funny or Die]