by Intern Margaret Shin
Seth Meyers says "following the President stinks." "Whoever smelt it, dealt it, Seth," says the Obama in my head, because the Obama in my head ate bean burritos at the White House Correspondents' dinner. [Chicago Sun-Times]
Jim Norton talks Weinergate and the Tracy Morgan scandal and sex-addiction. [Punchline]
After finding out he had cancer, comic Steve Mazan’s singular goal was to get on Late Show with David Letterman, and he made a documentary about the journey. [Daily Herald]
Jason Sudeikis wants Betty White but marries Justin Timberlake. It's a Playboy article, so he talks masturbation technique too. [Playboy]
Jon Hamm has always had comedy chops. Mmm, ham chops… [THR]
Juno director Jason Reitman will polish the script for the Steve Carell comedy Burt Wonderstone. [Hollywood News]
Carlos Mencia says "It’s funny to remind people that you don’t need a Playstation 3, or an X-Box 360, or a Wii…" [Herald News]
Billy Gardell says working theaters is better because there are no drunks shouting things. Though some drunks don't shout. Some drunks whisper, making it hard to hear them. I wish drunks would just talk normally. [Hartford Courant]
Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia gained fifty pounds for his character and for laughs. “It’s been disgusting to watch him go through with this adventure.” [Splitsider]
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