If you've seen The Wrestler or Crazy Heart, you know the perils of old broken down pieces of meat making one last shot at redemption/finding new ways to be terrible dads. If you've ever seen a one-legged dog movie, you've seen both one-legged dog movies. But now there's a third one, and it stars Dan. St Germain (and a bunch of other funny people). Fox Searchlight the Internet presents The Fluffer. (NSFW)

Dan St. Germain and director Adam Wirtz made two other great videos which I've posted after the jump.

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The second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time is less than a month away, but if you need to get your Nick Swardson fix now, look no further than Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star which hits theaters today. We showed you the trailer and a clip already, but if you're still not sold, here's Bucky himself to convince you:

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star is in theaters now. The second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time premieres October 5.

Mondays Tuesdays, am I right? On days like Monday Tuesday, nothing feels like it's going to go your way. That's true even for all you porn producers out there (a lot of you read this site, right?) You've got all your ingredients for success. You've got your van, two porn stars and a horny guy plucked off the street, but something is missing. Fortunately, Nick Swardson created the viral video equivalent of the "Hang In There Kitty" poster but for pornographers. The "Bang In There Kitty" poster if you will.

Also porn-related, Nick Swardson's new movie Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star hits theaters Friday. Meanwhile, the second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time premieres Wednesday, October 5.

Discover Osama bin Laden's porn stash with Jon Stewart in today's Daily Show in :60 Seconds. It only takes a minute to finish. Am I talking about this video or the porn? Even I'm not sure anymore.

For more on Osama's porn, watch the full segment after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

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No one would argue that the Internet hasn't changed the world, but it's still surprising when we're reminded how many different aspects of the world it's changed. Take racism. In the digital age, people who are racist against Asians become celebrities who are discussed in the mainstream media and auto-tuned by John Hodgman on The Daily Show. Before the Internet, being racist against Asian people only got you elected President three times.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Many of today's futurists believe that we are on the cusp of such radical breakthroughs in medical science that most of us alive today will potentially live 1000 years. It's really an awe-inspiring concept to consider. On the other hand, with septuagenarians starring in porno movies, maybe it's time to cool it with the anti-aging research and fire up the Soylent Green factories.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen spoke with Professor Daryl Bem about the concept that pornographic images are so powerful that they travel through time and into our brains before we see them. I know it seems far-fetched, but I've definitely torn things while looking at porn before, so it stands to reason the same thing could happen to the space/time continuum.

For more crazy scientific mumbo jumbo, Stephen's interview with physicist Brian Greene can be found after the jump.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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This is the internet, so statistically speaking, you currently have at least one browser tab open with naked people on it and another browser tab open with a funny video on it. Well, now you can consolidate your funny video and naked people tabs into one with this montage of naked people on The Daily Show. Then you can put that spare browser tab in the bank to grow interest.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Meanwhile, The Daily Show Facebook page is coming up on 2 million likes, so if you haven't yet, get over there and show your support.

Throughout the last two decades, the internet has changed our lives in countless ways, from the ways we acquire pornography to the kinds of pornography available to the places we can enjoy pornography. So, it's no surprise that the internet has often been an integral part of South Park. With that in mind, here are some of the best web-centric moments in the show's history. And you're watching them on the internet! Meta!

Internet Transients

The collection continues below.

The second half of South Park's 14th season premieres next Wednesday, October 6 at 10pm / 9c, followed by an all-new Ugly Americans.

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Michael Showalter was at the Pitchfork Festival and talked about comparing music to comedy, performing for outdoor crowds and his dream music festival. [Consequence of Sound]

BJ Novak will be among those sticking around to hold down the fort after Steve Carell leaves The Office next year. He's also been promoted to Executive Producer, which I have just learned is not that same as a Producer Executioner. [TV Squad]

Everything continues to come up Milhouse for Olivia Munn. She just signed on to appear on Chuck. [Ausiello]

Speaking of people on The Daily Show who also have vaginae, Samantha Bee was on The Sound of Young America to talk about her new book. [TSOYA]

If you see one Simpsons-style Ghostbusters graffiti mural today, make it this Simpsons-style Ghostbusters graffiti mural. [sfist]

These folks watched the 30 Rock porno parody so you don't have to. [The Comedy Nerds]

Of all the upstart artisanal pencil-sharpening businesses out there, David Rees's is probably the most affordable. [Artisanal Pencil Sharpening]

Get to know the improv trio known as Doppelganger. [The Apiary]