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Larry David Receives Great Honor, Also Some WGA Life Achievement Thing

Gonzalo Cordova — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:30:26 +0000

Larry David must be feeling like a pretty big man today. Not only is he receiving the Paddy Chayefksy Laurel Award for Television (whatever that means!), but he is also going to be parodied in a porno from Hustler video.

Because the world is boring, the porno parody of Curb Of Your Enthusiasm will be called This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX. I don't understand why Hustler video doesn't put any effort into the titles anymore. That used to be the one legitimate creative part of any porno film.

Did Larry Flynt decide, "Eh, you know what? I don't want to spend five minutes coming up with a pun about Star Trek because I am too busy snorting cocaine off a taxidermied rhinoceros penis. Now wheel me to my fuck-monkeys please!" (ED NOTE: Larry Flynt owns a rare breed of monkeys he likes to watch fuck).

I guess I should move on and talk about the prestigious WGA award David is about to receive…

WGA West said Tuesday that David, a creator of Seinfeld and HBO's Curb, is the recipient of this year's Paddy Chayefksy Laurel Award for Television.

The award, which honors lifetime achievement for outstanding TV writing, will be presented Feb. 20 during the WGA Awards' West Coast ceremony at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City.

…WGAW president John Wells said. "He has altered the TV comedy landscape and influenced a generation of writers, all the while keeping audiences laughing for two decades by mining comic gold from our most human, awkward and revealing moments…"

All I'm saying is… Curb Your Orgasm. Took me three seconds!

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Yes, America, There Will Be Levi Johnston's Penis

Dennis DiClaudio — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:40:46 +0000

From Indecision…

Levi is gonna unfurl the full Johnston in Playgirl! It's a Christmas miracle!

The father of Sarah Palin's grandson will go ahead with his much-hyped Playgirl shoot in mid-November "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays," a rep for the magazine told us. "We're working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by."

Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, has said he's "90 percent sure" the shoot, for which Johnson has pulled in a reported six figures, will include full-frontal nudity.

Of course the spread is going to include Levi Johnston's penis. Of course! It had to happen like this. It was fated.

Now, the circle can complete itself. John McCain will, at some point, be exposed to that issue of Playgirl. Maybe an aide will present him with it on the pretense of Senatorial business. Maybe his daughter Meghan will casually leave it lying around her apartment when he visits. Maybe his wife Cindy will use it as research material in her ongoing attempt to understand human emotion. Who knows? But, John McCain will see Levi Johnston's dick. Mark my words.

And, as his eyes pass over the flaccidly dangling (this is Playgirl, remember) member of his former running mate's former almost-son-in-law, he'll be forced to consider what will no doubt be his greatest legacy, his most noteworthy contribution to this country that he loves.

It was he who inflicted this family of circus freaks upon America. He will know that. In that moment — with Levi Johnston's penis in his eye — he will know that with a profound weight of regret shackled around his neck.

America needs this moment to occur. America needs Levi Johnston's penis like we never needed any person's penis ever before.

Colbert's Best Porn Moments

Matt Tobey — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:00:07 +0000

Face it, porn has gone mainstream. What was once a seedy part of our society's sweaty underbelly is now as American as baseball, mom and apple pie, which accounts for the popularity of the recently released Apple Pie Baseball MILFs 7. Well, one American treasure deserves another, so here are Stephen Colbert's bow-chicka-wow-iest pornography-related segments.

Caveman Porn Stash

The list continues below.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

ThreatDown: Who's Nailin' Paylin

Better Know a District: California's 27th

Stephen Clarifies His Porn Name

Bonus: The Daily Show – Popping a Big Tent

Meghan McCain's Cleavage Will Destroy America No More

Dennis DiClaudio — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:00:02 +0000

From Indecision…

Blind Item! Guess which outtwoken young Republican was driven off of Twitter for something incredibly controversial she posted on Twitter: the top three or so inches of her upper torso…

I wasn't aware of this when she posted it last night, but I do feel as though this morning I woke up in a different country than the one I fell asleep in. We're through the looking-like-this-country's-stupider-than-I-thought-it-was-glass, people…

After receiving negative feedback from the picture from her night in, McCain recoiled, saying she might quit the popular social networking site.

"When I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a 'slut', I can't even tell you how hurt I am," McCain tweeted.

People were calling her a slut. This is a real controversy. One that made her take her Twitter account and go home. This is a thing that really happened. Like, for real. In this year that we all live in today. For showing cleavage.

The good news is that she at least had the good taste to apologize to the world for foisting her dirty, dirty pornographic picture upon us all…

"I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended," McCain tweeted.

This really just goes to show you how right she's been all along. The young Republican base she's been championing just have so much to offer.

Mr. Skin's 5 Sexiest Secret Girlfriends in Film

comedy central insider — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:37:06 +0000

As you know, this Wednesday night, the new series Secret Girlfriend will premiere on Comedy Central. The people at Mr. Skin like the show so much that they compiled a special NSFW video of the sexiest cinematic secret girlfriends. Did I say this is NSFW yet? It is.

Secret Girlfriend premieres Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c, right after an all-new South Park. Meanwhile, you can read the latest nude celebrity news at the Mr. Skin Blog. But you knew that. It's your browser's homepage.

Mitch Fatel Can't Escape All The Bread-Related Internet Porn

Gonzalo Cordova — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:00:46 +0000

In his new special Mitch Fatel Is Magical, Mitch Fatel talks about the internet. Hey! I live in the internet! Here's a picture of me in my internet apartment. Let's see what Fatel has to say about this place where I live…

I suppose that's true. I am always doing internet searches for bread in my other job as writer for Bread Central Insider, and the amount of bread related pornography leaves my soul feeling like an unleavened loaf of sourdough that hasn't probably been cultured under the ideal conditions required for a quality sourdough. Don't even get me started on sourdough!

Mitch Fatel Is Magical premieres this Friday, September 18 at 11 pm / 10 c.

Click after the jump to watch an extra non-bread related clip from Mitch Fatel Is Magical.

Finally, the 30 Rock Porno We All Were Hoping For

Gonzalo Cordova — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:02:12 +0000

You may have already seen the video of the 30 Rock porno parody. This just plain blew it's load all over the internet this weekend (Sorry!). I'm always super disappointed by the fact that these porn parodies never stretch themselves in the creative title department. 30 Rock: A XXX Parody? More like a ZZZ Parody! Why not Dirty Rock or 30 Cocks?! The trailer is surprisingly SFW (except for some language) and it is also HFW (Hilarious for Work, or for home too).

Nerd Objections: The real Liz Lemon would never call Jack Donaghy "sir!" She's on a first name basis with him. This will totally impede my arousal!

Tosh.0 Original: Porn Before the Internet

admin — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:00:17 +0000

From the Tosh.0 blog…

I know it's shocking to hear, but there was a time the internet didn't exist.

But as soon as it did, there was internet porn. Some even believe the reason high speed connections were created was specifically for internet porn.

But what did people do before they could indulge in this high speed technological miracle in the privacy of their studio apartments?

Watch a new episode of Tosh.0 tonight at 10pm / 9c.

RENO 911!: Deputy Junior Fixes His Computer

Matt Tobey — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:10:05 +0000

Did you know your employer has the right to monitor your internet usage at work? Where I come from that's called Nazi Fascism, and it's exactly the kind of thing our forefathers fought against in the French and Indian War. Luckily, RENO 911!'s Deputy Travis Junior has some simple tips for circumventing this denial of your Constitutional right to look at porn at work.

A new episode of RENO 911! airs tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c.

Bree Olson and Dave Attell – NSFW!

admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:12:07 +0000

From the Tosh.0 blog…

This week's celebrity video comes from Bree Olson and Dave Attell. As promised, a less-censored version:

Tosh.0 airs Thursdays at 10pm / 9c.

Protect Your Identity with RENO 911!'s Porn-Only Credit Card

Matt Tobey — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:26:53 +0000

In the olden days, if you want to steal someone's identity, you had to convince them to go on a boat ride alone with you, beat them to death with an oar and dump their body in the ocean. But now, in the digital age, identity thieves are using computers. How a computer is a better bludgeon than an oar, I don't know, but you need to protect yourself, and that's where the RENO 911! crew and the new porn-only credit card come in.

RENO 911! airs Wednesdays at 10:30pm / 9:30c.

Finally, Fonzi Is Gonna Get Laaaayyee'd

Gonzalo Cordova — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:30:24 +0000

Everything is being turned into a porno. In the past there have been Cosby Show and Munsters parody pornos. Just two days ago, we told you about the Seinfeld porno. Well, now there's a Happy Days porno (link NSFW) to go along with it, because I'm still not tired of reading about these…

Written and directed by award-winning director Axel Braun, Hustler’s This Ain’t Happy Days XXX gets to the heart and soul of what makes every teenage boy tick: smokin’-hot chicks! When Richie and the boys strike out with the ponytails, they turn to Fonzie to give them an education in coolness. Watch The Fonz work his magic with the ladies…including one you’d never expect!

The lady you'd never expect is Mrs. Cunningham. I think we can all agree that's obviously going to happen. Also, I really hope they change her name to Mrs. Cunnilingusham or Mrs. Cunninghandjob.

“I grew up worshiping the original show,” says Braun, “so I obviously had a strong emotional attachment to this project…and apparently so did everyone else involved. The level of commitment I got from the cast was just unbelievable: Tommy Gunn kept his trademark goatee off to play The Fonz, Alan Stafford dyed his hair a ridiculous strawberry blond to channel Richie, and Jack Lawrence even dyed his pubes orange to become Ralph!”

Tommy Gun shaved his trademark goatee just to play The Fonz?! Now that's some level of commitment! Other less committed actors would have kept their goatee and played The Fonz as an evil soap opera twin, but not Tommy Gun. He also shaved off his penis's goatee, because this man is a fucking professional.

Being a HUGE Happy Days fan, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to buy this DVD. This might mark the first porno that I watch beyond the 15 minute "done" mark.

Be sure to check out the trailer for the film over at The Daily What, where you can hear the clever changes to the Happy Days theme song lyrics, "One girl Sunday, Happy Days. Two girl Tuesdays, Happy Days. Threesome Friday, Happy Days!"