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Dan St. Germain Struggles to Make a Hard Heart Soft

Gonzalo Cordova — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:11:43 +0000

If you've seen The Wrestler or Crazy Heart, you know the perils of old broken down pieces of meat making one last shot at redemption/finding new ways to be terrible dads. If you've ever seen a one-legged dog movie, you've seen both one-legged dog movies. But now there's a third one, and it stars Dan. St Germain (and a bunch of other funny people). ~~Fox Searchlight~~ the Internet presents The Fluffer. (NSFW)

The Fluffer (2011) – Official Trailer HD – watch more funny videos

Dan St. Germain and director Adam Wirtz made two other great videos which I've posted after the jump.

Hey, look, it's me as pedophile bait!

Beckster Promo (2011) – Coming this Fall to Showtime! – watch more funny videos

Who Is Bucky Larson?

Matt Tobey — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:28:10 +0000

The second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time is less than a month away, but if you need to get your Nick Swardson fix now, look no further than Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star which hits theaters today. We showed you the trailer and a clip already, but if you're still not sold, here's Bucky himself to convince you:

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star is in theaters now. The second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time premieres October 5.

Nick Swardson Has a Hard Time Getting His Bang On

Gonzalo Cordova — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:53:56 +0000

~~Mondays~~ Tuesdays, am I right? On days like ~~Monday~~ Tuesday, nothing feels like it's going to go your way. That's true even for all you porn producers out there (a lot of you read this site, right?) You've got all your ingredients for success. You've got your van, two porn stars and a horny guy plucked off the street, but something is missing. Fortunately, Nick Swardson created the viral video equivalent of the "Hang In There Kitty" poster but for pornographers. The "Bang In There Kitty" poster if you will.

Bang Van Blowout with Nick Swardson from Nick Swardson

Also porn-related, Nick Swardson's new movie Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star hits theaters Friday. Meanwhile, the second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time premieres Wednesday, October 5.

Jon Stewart on bin Laden's Porn and Comcast's Purchase of NBC

Matt Tobey — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:04:01 +0000

Discover Osama bin Laden's porn stash with Jon Stewart in today's Daily Show in :60 Seconds. It only takes a minute to finish. Am I talking about this video or the porn? Even I'm not sure anymore.

For more on Osama's porn, watch the full segment after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

John Hodgman Auto-Tunes and Hitlerizes the Racist UCLA Girl

Matt Tobey — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:45:28 +0000

No one would argue that the Internet hasn't changed the world, but it's still surprising when we're reminded how many different aspects of the world it's changed. Take racism. In the digital age, people who are racist against Asians become celebrities who are discussed in the mainstream media and auto-tuned by John Hodgman on The Daily Show. Before the Internet, being racist against Asian people only got you elected President three times.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Colbert Takes a Look at Elderly Porn

Matt Tobey — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:13:31 +0000

Many of today's futurists believe that we are on the cusp of such radical breakthroughs in medical science that most of us alive today will potentially live 1000 years. It's really an awe-inspiring concept to consider. On the other hand, with septuagenarians starring in porno movies, maybe it's time to cool it with the anti-aging research and fire up the Soylent Green factories.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

Colbert on Time-Traveling Porn

Matt Tobey — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:36:08 +0000

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen spoke with Professor Daryl Bem about the concept that pornographic images are so powerful that they travel through time and into our brains before we see them. I know it seems far-fetched, but I've definitely torn things while looking at porn before, so it stands to reason the same thing could happen to the space/time continuum.

For more crazy scientific mumbo jumbo, Stephen's interview with physicist Brian Greene can be found after the jump.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

The Daily Show's Best Nudity Moments

Matt Tobey — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 15:36:46 +0000

This is the internet, so statistically speaking, you currently have at least one browser tab open with naked people on it and another browser tab open with a funny video on it. Well, now you can consolidate your funny video and naked people tabs into one with this montage of naked people on The Daily Show. Then you can put that spare browser tab in the bank to grow interest.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Meanwhile, The Daily Show Facebook page is coming up on 2 million likes, so if you haven't yet, get over there and show your support.

South Park's Best Internet Moments

Matt Tobey — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:09:30 +0000

Throughout the last two decades, the internet has changed our lives in countless ways, from the ways we acquire pornography to the kinds of pornography available to the places we can enjoy pornography. So, it's no surprise that the internet has often been an integral part of South Park. With that in mind, here are some of the best web-centric moments in the show's history. And you're watching them on the internet! Meta!

Internet Transients

The collection continues below.

The second half of South Park's 14th season premieres next Wednesday, October 6 at 10pm / 9c, followed by an all-new Ugly Americans.

Battle of the Internet Stars

Relationship Status

BigBoned Joins the Chat

Looking for Quality Friends

Not a Big Deal

What, What In the Butt

Inside the World of Warcraft

Poke Your Grandma

Covered in Ectoplasm

Before They Get Stale: Michael Showalter, BJ Novak and Olivia Munn

Matt Tobey — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:20:17 +0000

Michael Showalter was at the Pitchfork Festival and talked about comparing music to comedy, performing for outdoor crowds and his dream music festival. [Consequence of Sound]

BJ Novak will be among those sticking around to hold down the fort after Steve Carell leaves The Office next year. He's also been promoted to Executive Producer, which I have just learned is not that same as a Producer Executioner. [TV Squad]

Everything continues to come up Milhouse for Olivia Munn. She just signed on to appear on Chuck. [Ausiello]

Speaking of people on The Daily Show who also have vaginae, Samantha Bee was on The Sound of Young America to talk about her new book. [TSOYA]

If you see one Simpsons-style Ghostbusters graffiti mural today, make it this Simpsons-style Ghostbusters graffiti mural. [sfist]

These folks watched the 30 Rock porno parody so you don't have to. [The Comedy Nerds]

Of all the upstart artisanal pencil-sharpening businesses out there, David Rees's is probably the most affordable. [Artisanal Pencil Sharpening]

Get to know the improv trio known as Doppelganger. [The Apiary]

Scott Thompson Gets Graphic

Intern Jay Franklin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:00:34 +0000

Scott Thompson, of the Canadian sketch group Kids In The Hall, has signed a deal with IDW publishing to make a graphic novel. The book will be based on Thompson’s character Danny Husk, a former porn star turned corporate executive who had a musk that could create world peace. Whereas regular porn star musk only spreads burning sensations. Here's some of Scott's stand-up:

For more info about the Summer School internship program, click here.

Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant Review RENO 911! Porn Parody

Gonzalo Cordova — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:28:19 +0000

I wish my job was to watch porn all day. Not to masturbate or whatever it is people do with porn. But because even porn that involves people pooping on other people is still less gross than being online to find out who Mel Gibson thinks will rape whom. That's why I envy Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant, who reviewed the upcoming porn release (Get it? Because "release" means ejaculating) Reno 911: A XXX Parody. This video is really NSFW! Don't watch it unless your boss is a giant nipple!

Reno 911 XXX Parody Review w/ Thomas Lennon & Ben Garant from Thomas Lennon

I absolutely love the fact that RENO 911! got a porn parody. I hope New Sensations goes back further into the vault and makes Win Ben Stein's Money: A XXX Parody next.

Here's All That Scat Porn You Asked For

Matt Tobey — Fri, 14 May 2010 16:34:39 +0000

Like it or not, shock porn has gone mainstream. Not only has your mom seen 2 Girls 1 Cup, she's the one who sent it to you. And she cc'd your grandparents. At this rate, within five years a picture of Goatse will replace "The Star Spangled Banner" as our national anthem. I mean, even scat porn is basically SFW now.

Scat Porn

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Joe DeRosa Has Some Great Ideas for Iron Man 3

Gonzalo Cordova — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:30:54 +0000

Are you nerds excited for Iron Man 2? He's an alcoholic millionaire playboy whose main superpower is the ability to sleep with your girlfriend. Who doesn't love that?! But Joe DeRosa has a completely different take on the Iron Man mythos. Relatedly, mythos is a Greek word. If you want to find out what being Greek has to do with DeRosa's take on Iron Man, than you should watch this video.

Iron Manly

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If Robert Downey Jr. signed up for that version of Iron Man, it would still be less homoerotic than that Sherlock Holmes movie.

This Is the Only Part of the RENO! 911 Porno Parody Cover We Can Show You

Matt Tobey — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:10:30 +0000

…but Tom Lennon tweeted the full uncensored version if you want to see it (NSFW, unless you work in a boob factory.) And as long as we're on the subject, would it have been so hard to call this RENO! 6911? Come on, porno people, I shouldn't have to do your jobs for you!

In case it needs to be said, Comedy Central has no official role in this or any pornography. At least not since BattleBots went off the air.

Bon voyage, Paul!

Larry David Receives Great Honor, Also Some WGA Life Achievement Thing

Gonzalo Cordova — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:30:26 +0000

Larry David must be feeling like a pretty big man today. Not only is he receiving the Paddy Chayefksy Laurel Award for Television (whatever that means!), but he is also going to be parodied in a porno from Hustler video.

Because the world is boring, the porno parody of Curb Of Your Enthusiasm will be called This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX. I don't understand why Hustler video doesn't put any effort into the titles anymore. That used to be the one legitimate creative part of any porno film.

Did Larry Flynt decide, "Eh, you know what? I don't want to spend five minutes coming up with a pun about Star Trek because I am too busy snorting cocaine off a taxidermied rhinoceros penis. Now wheel me to my fuck-monkeys please!" (ED NOTE: Larry Flynt owns a rare breed of monkeys he likes to watch fuck).

I guess I should move on and talk about the prestigious WGA award David is about to receive…

WGA West said Tuesday that David, a creator of Seinfeld and HBO's Curb, is the recipient of this year's Paddy Chayefksy Laurel Award for Television.

The award, which honors lifetime achievement for outstanding TV writing, will be presented Feb. 20 during the WGA Awards' West Coast ceremony at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City.

…WGAW president John Wells said. "He has altered the TV comedy landscape and influenced a generation of writers, all the while keeping audiences laughing for two decades by mining comic gold from our most human, awkward and revealing moments…"

All I'm saying is… Curb Your Orgasm. Took me three seconds!

[porn news via Videogum]

Yes, America, There Will Be Levi Johnston's Penis

Dennis DiClaudio — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:40:46 +0000

From Indecision…

Levi is gonna unfurl the full Johnston in Playgirl! It's a Christmas miracle!

The father of Sarah Palin's grandson will go ahead with his much-hyped Playgirl shoot in mid-November "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays," a rep for the magazine told us. "We're working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by."

Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, has said he's "90 percent sure" the shoot, for which Johnson has pulled in a reported six figures, will include full-frontal nudity.

Of course the spread is going to include Levi Johnston's penis. Of course! It had to happen like this. It was fated.

Now, the circle can complete itself. John McCain will, at some point, be exposed to that issue of Playgirl. Maybe an aide will present him with it on the pretense of Senatorial business. Maybe his daughter Meghan will casually leave it lying around her apartment when he visits. Maybe his wife Cindy will use it as research material in her ongoing attempt to understand human emotion. Who knows? But, John McCain will see Levi Johnston's dick. Mark my words.

And, as his eyes pass over the flaccidly dangling (this is Playgirl, remember) member of his former running mate's former almost-son-in-law, he'll be forced to consider what will no doubt be his greatest legacy, his most noteworthy contribution to this country that he loves.

It was he who inflicted this family of circus freaks upon America. He will know that. In that moment — with Levi Johnston's penis in his eye — he will know that with a profound weight of regret shackled around his neck.

America needs this moment to occur. America needs Levi Johnston's penis like we never needed any person's penis ever before.

Colbert's Best Porn Moments

Matt Tobey — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:00:07 +0000

Face it, porn has gone mainstream. What was once a seedy part of our society's sweaty underbelly is now as American as baseball, mom and apple pie, which accounts for the popularity of the recently released Apple Pie Baseball MILFs 7. Well, one American treasure deserves another, so here are Stephen Colbert's bow-chicka-wow-iest pornography-related segments.

Caveman Porn Stash

The list continues below.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

ThreatDown: Who's Nailin' Paylin

Better Know a District: California's 27th

Stephen Clarifies His Porn Name

Bonus: The Daily Show – Popping a Big Tent

Meghan McCain's Cleavage Will Destroy America No More

Dennis DiClaudio — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:00:02 +0000

From Indecision…

Blind Item! Guess which outtwoken young Republican was driven off of Twitter for something incredibly controversial she posted on Twitter: the top three or so inches of her upper torso…

I wasn't aware of this when she posted it last night, but I do feel as though this morning I woke up in a different country than the one I fell asleep in. We're through the looking-like-this-country's-stupider-than-I-thought-it-was-glass, people…

After receiving negative feedback from the picture from her night in, McCain recoiled, saying she might quit the popular social networking site.

"When I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a 'slut', I can't even tell you how hurt I am," McCain tweeted.

People were calling her a slut. This is a real controversy. One that made her take her Twitter account and go home. This is a thing that really happened. Like, for real. In this year that we all live in today. For showing cleavage.

The good news is that she at least had the good taste to apologize to the world for foisting her dirty, dirty pornographic picture upon us all…

"I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended," McCain tweeted.

This really just goes to show you how right she's been all along. The young Republican base she's been championing just have so much to offer.

Mr. Skin's 5 Sexiest Secret Girlfriends in Film

comedy central insider — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:37:06 +0000

As you know, this Wednesday night, the new series Secret Girlfriend will premiere on Comedy Central. The people at Mr. Skin like the show so much that they compiled a special NSFW video of the sexiest cinematic secret girlfriends. Did I say this is NSFW yet? It is.

Secret Girlfriend premieres Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c, right after an all-new South Park. Meanwhile, you can read the latest nude celebrity news at the Mr. Skin Blog. But you knew that. It's your browser's homepage.