Fresh off the season finale of Russell Simmons Presents Stand Up at the El Rey, JB Smoove should have no problem finding a new scene to steal. He's had a long career, starting years ago as a writer for Saturday Night Live but he had a far more colorful side job at the time. As he explains on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, JB made some extra cash working as the official NBC Peacock.

This reminds me that time I once accidentally kicked a peacock. I was at a family friend's backyard on a swing set and he owned peacocks. And then it ran under my feet and I kicked it in the head. I can explain this story in one word: Florida.

Russell Simmons Stand Up at the El Rey may be done for the season, but you can click here to check out when we're re-airing episodes.

The Late Night with Jimmy Fallon blog has some outtakes from the peacock photos you should check out.

The final episode of M*A*S*H was one of the most-watched television shows in history with over 100 million viewers. I predict that the final episode of this season's Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, this Sunday at 11pm / 10c will double that (try and prove me wrong, Nielsen ratings). As always, JB Smoove will be hosting, joined by featured stand-ups Mark Viera, Baron Vaughn and Rachel Feinstein. Get yourself ready with the preview clips below — Rachel's mom imagines herself in Michelle Pfeiffer movies and Baron hooks up with a female newscaster. So, gather your 200 million friends (try and prove me wrong, logic) and let's make history.

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Just like a 1775 Chateau Lafite, stand-up should be savored and enjoyed. Lucky for you, there's a new episode of Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, this Sunday at 11pm / 10c, featuring host JB Smoove, Smokey Suarez, Fahim Anwar and Kellye Howard. Here are two preview clips for your delicate palate — Smokey encounters hot women with roach problems and Fahim calculates the probability of a gangster rapper's death. It's a treat for the finest sommelier.

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If a picture tells a thousand words, than an interview with a stand-up tells exactly 330 words (thank you, Microsoft Office technology). Fahim Anwar will be featured on this Sunday's episode of Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, August 1 at 11pm / 10c, hosted by JB Smoove. He answered our questions involving aerospace engineering, worst gigs and the things he finds highly inappropriate. For those of you keeping track at home, this intro used 79 words.

Russell Simmons is a mogul (author, yogi, producer, philanthropist, hip hop pioneer) — which of his projects is your favorite?
I'd have to say producer seeing how his television special is the only reason I'm getting to talk to you. Yogi comes a close second.

Describe JB Smoove in three words.
Ridiculous, Committed, Funny.

Any stories about shooting the show at The El Rey?
DJ Cassidy had a seemingly endless supply of Adidas jumpsuits every time I saw him.

Describe the worst club you ever performed in.
Pretty much any bar gig. One time a show was postponed until the Lakers game was over. They lost, the TVs were shut off and then I was required to perform comedy for an agitated, inebriated crowd, all over the murmur of a Golden Tee arcade machine.

The El Rey is a beautiful theater. What do the bathrooms look like?
I unfortunately did not have to go when I was there. If ever the opportunity arises again I will be sure to plan ahead with laxatives.

If you could request DJ Cassidy to play one song, which song would it be?
Daft Punk – "Face to Face"

What would be the title of your biography?
"Resting My Chin on My Clasped Hands."  It would go well with the cover photo.

Who should play you in the movie about your life?
Jason Statham.  Liberties will be taken but it'll be BASED on a true story.

What's the most inappropriate thing that makes you laugh?
Anything that is so awful that it obviously has to be a joke — like anything regarding the welfare of small children or babies. It's only inappropriate if it's not funny.

If you were a scientist and could create a super funny mutant — what three comedians' DNA would you use?
Louis C.K., Andy Kindler, Eddie Murphy.

If you weren't a comedian, what would you be doing?
Aerospace engineering…because that's what I was doing. Please don't make me go back.

My worst stand-up gig involved some scatological humor, a roomful of nuns and a coffin. Wait a minute, that was a funeral. No wonder that priest kept cursing at me. Ray Lipowski, Felipe Esparza and Lil Rel are featured stand-ups on Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, this Sunday at 11pm / 10c, and they also have a few worst gig stories (plus a joke that was too dirty for television). Watch this uncensored, backstage footage and please tell Father Murphy to stop writing me hateful emails.

Putting "lil" in front of anything can have two meanings: simply adorable (for example, lil kittens, lil baby, lil baby kittens) or you are a rapper (Lil Wayne, Lil John, Lil Kim). Lil Rel is not a rapper, but he is adorable and a featured stand-up on this week's episode of Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El-Rey, Sunday at 11pm / 10c. He answered our questions about the show's host JB Smoove, how he'd make a comedy mutant and what not to wear on stage. Read on just a lil bit (see? adorable).

Russell Simmons is a mogul (author, yogi,  producer, philanthropist, hip hop pioneer) — which of his projects is  your favorite?
I would have to say that my favorite Russell Simmons projects is Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey. I know this comes as a big surprise… and it has nothing to do with the fact that I am featured on it… and it's my first appearance on Comedy Central (lol)… In all honesty however, I really thought the show was put together well. There was new talent and a diverse group of comedians, put together with a wide range of content. I think it will make the show a huge success. I also respect the fact that Russell has continued to be a pioneer creating vehicles that allow talented artists to make their way to mainstream America.

Describe JB Smoove in three words.
Hilarious. Mentor. Fun.

Any stories about shooting the show at The El Rey?
One of the more memorable stories of the week is the "outfit" that comedian Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover attempted to hit the stage in. It was, to say politely, "terrible!" Tony Roberts and myself roasted him sooo bad that he ended up changing clothes. The outfit looked like he thought he was taping Russell Simmons' "Def Comedy Jam" show in 1993!

Who should play you in the movie about your life?
Terrence Howard (kidding). Tom Cruise (seriously).

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Kurt Metzger is a busy man. This weekend he was on Russell Simmons Presents Stand Up at the El Rey. He voices Randall on Ugly Americans. He was in the Last Comic Standing semifinals. Boy, that must be it, right? I mean, it's not like I'm setting all this up to mention a fourth thing he did, and probably embed video from that fourth thing, which is probably not a spot on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. That's probably not where all this is going. There will probably be some twist!

HAHA! I fooled you idiots into thinking there was a twist, and then the twist was there was no twist! You are all morons!

Also, Kurt Metzger was a ghost the entire time.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then interviews with stand-ups are the holograms of the soul, on the Internet, in question and answer form. Right? Right. Ugly Americans' Kurt Metzger is a featured comedian on Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, Sundays at 11pm / 10c, and he answered (and refused to answer) some of our questions about the show's host JB Smoove, worst heckles and more. Read on, it gets personal.

Russell Simmons is a mogul (author, yogi, producer, philanthropist, hip hop pioneer) — which of his projects is your favorite?
When he made it cool for black guys to bang Asians.

Describe JB Smoove in three words.
No.

Any stories about shooting the show at The El Rey?
My friend Nicky who is a halfling (midget) came to the show with two friends.  Just before his friends got there,  I tried to pin him to the wall in a way that made it look like he was blowing me.  For a second, they thought he was blowing me!

Describe the worst club you ever performed in.
It had four walls and a roof and was filled with fat bitches who looked like Precious.

The El Rey is a beautiful theater. What do the bathrooms look like?
It has urinals and sinks and everything!

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Honestly, I can't tell the difference between a well-behaved clown and a poorly behaved clown (that actually explains a lot about my night terrors). But, Mike Vecchione can. He answered some questions about being a featured stand-up on Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, Sundays at 11pm / 10c, about the show's host JB Smoove and ill-mannered clowns. Read on, but don't fall asleep — that's when they get you.

Russell Simmons is a mogul (author, yogi, producer, philanthropist, hip hop pioneer) — which of his projects is your favorite?
Just hearing his name makes me want to pimp smack a hater at my barbershop.

Describe JB Smoove in three words.
Lil Wayne's brother (I don't mean "brother" the way that black people use it, I mean blood relative).

Any stories about shooting the show at The El Rey?
I was standing outside the theater and one of the workers thought I was a cop on duty… so I attempted to arrested him.

Describe the worst club you ever performed in.
The worst venue I ever performed in was an outside tent in the middle of Illinois for the Juggalo festival.  The Juggalos are fans of the group Insane Clown Posse. All they did was boo, yell and throw things. Very immature. Most poorly behaved clowns I have ever seen.

The El Rey is a beautiful theater. What do the bathrooms look like?
You can take urinal cakes to go.

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If I could be the fly on a wall of any backstage in history, it would either be Ford's Theater, 1865, where I'd save Abraham Lincoln's life and he'd make me Secretary of Awesome, or The El Rey Theater, 2010, where I'd hear all the dirty stuff from stand-up comics Dante Nero, Tony Roberts and Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover. Wait! One of these is possible. Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey is premiering this Sunday, July 11 at 11pm / 10c and we have some uncensored, backstage footage. This will tide me over until I get/make/steal a time machine.