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Chris Hardwick recalls playing D&D with Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt, "Sometimes Patton would sing a song that his drunken dwarf character made up about a zombie’s vagina." [NY Press]

The Arrested Development movie has seemingly been pushed back a few months yet again. When will we just give up hope? [MTV Movie News]

Apparently those extra Conan Twitters being reported as O'Brien's "secret twitter accounts" were not written by the man himself. Don't fret though. He's still tweeting from @ConanOBrien. [Matt Cherette]

Is there anything better than watching Tom Shillue lip sync the trolololo song? [Comix's YouTube]

Carlos Mencia and Anjelah Johnson talk about starring together in the upcoming film Our Family Wedding. [Making Of]

This Time Magazine profile of Eliot Spitzer talks about his most recent Colbert Report appearance. [Time]

Is your head cold? Do you prefer only keeping your head warm by using hats won in Twitter contests that are also somehow related to The Colbert Report? If you answered yes to either question, boy do I have a hat for you!

Recently, The Colbert Nation sponsored the U.S. Speedskating Team, and 70% of the net proceeds from these special Colbert Nation U.S. Speedskating Team hats went directly to funding the team. But now, 100% of one hat is going to go to fund one Twitterers lucky head.

All you have to do is tweet how you are keeping the Olympic spirit alive. That's it! Wow, we are just giving this hat away (We are literally just giving this hat away). Tag your entries #colberthat any time between now and March 16th, and we'll announce the winner shortly thereafter. It's almost like Stephen himself is giving a hats off to you. Sorry, that was cheesy. Let me try again. Hat's an awesome Twitter contest! Perfect.

The complete official rules can be found below.

Official Rules

The Colbert Report’s Hat’s Off Challenge

1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN A PRIZE. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED OR RESTRICTED BY LAW.
2. Entry Period: The Colbert Report’s Hat’s Off Challenge (the “Contest”) commences on March 10, 2010 and on March 16, 2010 (the “Entry Period”). All entries must be received by 11:59:59 PM ET on March 16, 2010.
3. Administrator/CP: The Contest shall be administered and sponsored by Comedy Partners (“CP”).
4. Contest Overview: The Contest is a Twitter challenge in which Colbert fans tweet in response to the question, “How will you keep the Olympic spirit alive?”  See Paragraph 6 below for full entry details.
5. Eligibility: The Contest is only open to legal residents of Canada, the 50 United States and the District of Columbia.  Entrants must have a valid account on Twitter and be at least 18 years of age or older at time of entry.  Employees (and their immediate families (i.e., parents, spouse, children, siblings, grandparents, step parents, step children and step siblings and their respective spouses, regardless of where they reside) and household members, whether or not related) of CP, and each of its respective parents, affiliated companies, CPs, subsidiaries, advertising and promotion agencies and third party fulfillment agencies (collectively, the “CP Entities”) are not eligible to enter or win the Contest. By participating in this Contest, entrants: (a) agree to be bound by these Official Rules and by the interpretations of these Official Rules by CP, and by the decisions of the CP Entities, which are final and binding in all matters relating to the Contest; (b) to release and hold harmless the CP Entities and their respective agents, employees, officers, directors, successors and assigns (collectively, “Released Parties”), against any and all claims, injury or damage arising out of or relating to participation in this Contest and/or the use or misuse or redemption of a prize, and for any claims based on publicity rights, defamation, invasion of privacy, copyright infringement, trademark infringement or any other intellectual property related cause of action; and (c) acknowledge compliance with these Official Rules.
6. To Enter: Visit http://twitter.com (the “Website”) at any time during the Entry Period and explain “How will you keep the Olympic spirit alive?” in under 140 characters (each, a “Submission”).  Tweet your entries with the tag: #colberthat during the Entry Period.  Enter as many times as you wish.

In the event of a dispute over who submitted a Submission, the authorized subscriber of the Twitter account used to participate in the Contest at the actual time of entry will be deemed to be the entrant and he/she must comply with these Official Rules. The authorized account subscriber is defined as the natural person who is assigned a Twitter account who is also at least 18 years of age at time of entry.

Entrants agree to irrevocably assign to CP as applicable, and its respective representatives, affiliates and licensees, in whole or in part, all right, title and interest in the Submissions including, without limitation, all intellectual property rights therein, for use in any and all media whether now known or hereafter devised, including, without limitation, the unconditional right to exhibit, broadcast, copy, reproduce, encode, compress, encrypt, incorporate data into, edit, rebroadcast, transmit, record, publicly perform, create derivative works of, distribute and synchronize in time related to visual elements, and/or otherwise exploit and exercise all other rights of ownership in the Submissions, in perpetuity, anywhere in the universe, including, but not limited to, the right to make any and all uses thereof, or for purposes of advertising or trade without any compensation to entrant.  CP Entities are under no obligation to use the Submissions for any purpose.  Entrants agree to execute any documents or agreements required by CP to perfect CP’S ownership and other right in and to the Submission(s)s, without further cost to CP.

Submission(s) must be the original work of the entrant, may not have been previously published, may not have won previous awards, and must not infringe upon the copyrights, trademarks, rights of privacy, publicity or other intellectual property or other rights of any person or entity.  Submissions may not contain defamatory or derogatory content.  If a Submission(s) contains any material or elements that are not owned by the entrant, and/or which are subject to the rights of third parties, the entrant is responsible for obtaining, prior to submission of the Submission(s), any and all releases and consents necessary to permit the use and exhibition of the Submission(s) by the CP Entities in the manner set forth in these Official Rules, including, without limitation, name permissions from any person named in the Submission(s) on a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide and sublicensable, and royalty-free basis. The CP Entities reserve the right to request proof of these permissions in a form acceptable to the CP Entities from any entrant at any time. Failure to provide such proof may, if requested, render Submission(s) null and void.

The CP Entities are not obligated to, use, publish, display or broadcast any of the Submission(s) submitted; provided however that each entrant acknowledges that the CP Entities will rely on such entrant’s agreement and compliance with these Official Rules when entrant submits or attempts to submit the Submission(s).

The CP Entities reserve the right to disqualify or reject any Submission(s) that it deems, in its sole discretion, to violate any of the terms and conditions set forth in these Official Rules.

By submitting a Submission in connection with this Contest, entrants grant to CP Entities and their respective affiliated companies, the right, except where prohibited by law, to use entrant’s name, likeness, picture, address (state), voice, biographical information, Submission(s) and written and oral statements, for advertising and promotional purposes in promoting or publicizing the Submission(s), the CP Entities and their products or services, without compensation, notification or permission. Entrants shall have no right of approval, no claim to compensation, and no claim (including, without limitation, claims based on invasion of privacy, defamation, or right of publicity) arising out of any use, blurring, alteration, or use in composite form of entrants name, likeness, picture, address (state), voice, biographical information, Submission(s) and written and oral statements. The rights granted under this paragraph shall extend to the CP Entities and their respective affiliated companies with respect to all entrants in the Contest, including the entrants who are selected as the Grand Prize Winner.

All Submission(s) submitted in accordance with these Official Rules shall be collectively hereinafter referred to as the “Eligible Submission(s)”. Incomplete or inaccurate Submission(s) are void. The official judging panel will be comprised of representatives from CP, (the “Judges”), and the Eligible Submission(s) will be judged based on the judging criteria set forth in Paragraph 7 below. The final determination of the prize winner and the application of the judging criteria shall be in the sole and absolute discretion of the Judges. To the extent permitted by law, the CP Entities and Judges disclaim any liability from, and entrants, whether or not a Grand Prize Winner agree to waive, any claims against the CP Entities and the Judges relating to the judging or awarding process. The CP Entities reserve the right to delay the announcement of the Grand Prize Winner in their sole discretion.

1. Judging Criteria: The Judges will judge the Eligible Submission(s) to determine the top Eligible Submission based equally on originality, creativity, and humor.
2. Prize Winner Selection/Notification: CP will make up to three (3) attempts following the conclusion of the Entry Period to contact the potential Grand Prize Winner.  If any potential Grand Prize Winner cannot be reached during the two (2) week period in which he/she is called or fails to comply with these Official Rules, such potential Grand Prize Winner will be disqualified and, at CP’s discretion, a runner-up will be notified.  Winners will be announced on or after March 19, 2010.
3. Prize Winner Verification: The potential Grand Prize Winner must prove eligibility, including, without limitation, proof of age and residence within two (2) business days of being notified as a potential prize winner (“Prize Winner”). In the event of non-compliance by any potential Prize Winner, such potential Prize Winner shall be disqualified and all privileges otherwise due as a Prize Winner shall be terminated and a runner-up may be notified, at the CP Entities sole discretion. The potential Prize Winners must each sign and return within two (2) business days of receipt of such documents from CP: (a) an affidavit of eligibility and release, which provides among other things, a release of CP Entities from any and all liability, loss, claims, demands, and causes of action for personal injury and/or damage, theft, loss, or any other harm suffered in connection with this Contest or the use/misuse or acceptance of the Prize or any portion thereof, and for any claims based on publicity rights, defamation, invasion of privacy, copyright infringement, trademark infringement or any other intellectual property related cause of action, to be eligible for the prize; (b) except where prohibited by law, a promotional release granting, among other things, CP Entities the right to use their name and likeness for advertising and publicity purposes without additional compensation, and (c) an assignment of rights to CP and CP in and to the Submission(s).  Entry into this Contest constitutes agreement to sign such documents as well as any other documents which may be required by the CP Entities.  Prize Winners must acknowledge that CP Entities have not and will not obtain or provide insurance of any kind relating to the prize(s) and the Prize Winners will be responsible for obtaining and paying for any form of insurance relating to the Prize. Prize Winners must also complete any additional legal documents provided by CP Entities (or third party on its behalf, if applicable) with respect to the prizes and return them as instructed within the time frame specified by CP Entities or Prize Winners may forfeit prizes at CP Entities’ sole discretion. The CP Entities expressly reserve the right to delay the announcement of the Prize Winners for creative or technical reasons or for any other reason the CP Entities deem necessary.
4. Prizes: Grand Prize Winner will receive the Official Colbert Nation US Speedskating Hat in "Nation Red" and embroidered with a Colbert Nation logo on the front and US Speedskating logo on the back.
5. Prize Terms: The approximate total retail value (the “ARV”) of the prize is Nineteen Dollars and Ninety-nine cents ($19.99). All costs and expenses associated with prize acceptance and use not specifically listed above as being provided are solely Grand Prize Winner’s responsibility.  Upon receipt of any prize, Grand Prize Winner is required to comply with any and all applicable federal, state, and local laws, rules, and regulations.  All federal, state and local taxes are solely the Grand Prize Winner’s responsibility. The CP Entities shall have no responsibility or obligation to the Grand Prize Winner.
6. No substitution or transfer of the prizes or any portion thereof permitted, except by the CP Entities, in which case a prize of comparable or greater value may be awarded. All prize details are at the sole discretion of the CP Entities.
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Released Parties assume no responsibility for incorrect or inaccurate entry information whether caused by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in this Contest or by any human error which may occur in the processing of the Submission(s)s in this Contest. Released Parties are not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer online systems, servers, or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of any e-mail or players on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any web site, or any combination thereof, or any incomplete, lost, late, delayed, misdirected or garbled Submission(s)s or failure to receive Submission(s), including, without limitation, any injury or damage to participant's or any other person's computer related to or resulting from participation or downloading any materials in this Contest, these Official Rules.  Released Parties are not responsible for any other errors or problems of any kind, whether network, technical, typographical, printing, human or otherwise, relating to or in connection with the Contest, including, without limitation, any error or problem which may occur in connection with the printing of these Official Rules or any other Contest-related materials, administration of the Contest, the processing or judging of Submission(s)s. If, for any reason, the Contest is not capable of running as planned, including, without limitation, changes in CP’s on-air or online programming, infection by computer virus, bugs, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, or any other causes which corrupt or affect the administration, security, fairness, integrity or proper conduct of this Contest or for any reason that CP Entities deem it necessary, CP Entities reserve the right in their sole discretion to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend the Contest, or the online voting process and, if terminated, at their discretion, to determine the Prize Winners from among all non-suspect Eligible Submission(s)s received up to time of such action using the winner determination process set forth above or in a manner that is fair and equitable as determined by CP Entities. Should the Contest be terminated prior to the stated expiration date, notice will be posted on www.colbertnation.com. All interpretations of these Official Rules by CP and decisions by the CP Entities are final and binding.  No software-generated, robotic, programmed, script, macro or other automated Submission(s) are permitted.  Any Submission(s) which subvert the entry process will be void.  CP Entities reserve the right in their sole discretion to disqualify any individual they suspect or find: (i) to have used a software-generated, robotic, programmed, script, macro or other automated entry or to have otherwise used means which subvert the entry process; (ii) to have tampered with the entry process or the operation of this Contest; (iii) to be acting in violation of these Official Rules; (iv) to be acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner, or with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other person; or(v) to have provided inaccurate information on any legal documents submitted in connection with this Contest.

CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT BY ANY INDIVIDUAL TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE ANY WEBSITE OR UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THE CONTEST IS A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, THE CP ENTITIES RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SEEK DAMAGES AND OTHER REMEDIES (INCLUDING ATTORNEYS’ FEES) FROM ANY SUCH INDIVIDUAL TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.  THE NEW YORK COURTS (STATE AND FEDERAL) SHALL HAVE SOLE JURISDICTION OVER ANY CONTROVERSIES REGARDING THE CONTEST AND THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK SHALL EXCLUSIVELY GOVERN THE CONTEST. EACH ENTRANT WAIVES ANY AND ALL OBJECTIONS TO JURISDICTION AND VENUE IN THESE COURTS AND HEREBY SUBMITS TO THE JURISDICTION OF THOSE COURTS.

Entrants agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Released Parties from and against any and all liabilities, claims, suits, losses, damages, expenses and costs (including, but not limited to reasonable attorneys’ fees) resulting or arising from the Contest, and from any breach or violation of any representation, warranty, obligation or covenant made by each entrant herein, and each entrant agrees to release all rights to bring any claim, action or proceeding against the Released Parties, and hereby acknowledge that the Released Parties have neither made nor are in any manner responsible or liable for any warranty, representation or guarantee, express or implied, in fact or in law, relative to the prizes.

Past experience has confirmed that contests and other competitions generate substantially similar submissions or entries which closely resemble concepts and ideas that have been independently developed by CP Entities before or after the Contest. Accordingly, entrants may subsequently see a CP Entity presentation which seemingly incorporates an idea or concept or includes materials similar to that contained in their Submission(s)s. Any similarity is purely coincidental and unavoidable in light of the volume of ideas which CP Entities routinely considers in the course of their program development. Because of this possibility, entrants hereby agree to submit their Submission(s)s under the following terms and conditions: (a) that CP Entities may use any ideas, concepts, material, in whole or in part, contained in an Submission(s), (b) that all physical materials submitted become the property of CP Entities and will not be returned; (c) that all materials submitted are free from any lien or claim by anyone, including, but not limited to any union, guild or performance rights society; (d) entrants have obtained all rights, permissions and licenses necessary for CP Entities to use the Submission(s)s for any purpose; (e) that no Submission(s) or any part thereof infringes any trademark or copyright or otherwise violates anyone’s right of privacy or publicity; and (f) entrants indemnify and hold harmless Released Parties from any claims, suits, losses damages and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) that arise from any breach of the following conditions.

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For more of Stephen's outtakes from Vancouver, visit Verizon's Vancouverage 2010 site.

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The second half of the interview can be found below.

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From Indecision…

As you may have heard, it was recently revealed that James O'Keefe had doctored those infamous ACORN videos. When he was the toast of the conservative media, O'Keefe had been aggressively championed by Sean Hannity, but the Fox host has been mum since the activist's exposure as a fraud. So on last night's Colbert Report, Stephen decided to sit down with some doctored video of Hannity and get to the bottom of things.

Personally, I'm just really glad to see a whore on Hannity's show again. I miss Alan Colmes.

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From Indecision…

According to a highly scientific study conducted by some guy who works at USA Today, we now have definitive proof that The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are the greatest places in the visible universe to watch scientists talking about sciencey-kinds of stuff…

"Comedy Central is it, as far as science goes," says Caltech physicist Sean Carroll, who is scheduled for a Colbert Report visit in March to promote his book, From Eternity to Here: The Quest for the Ultimate Theory of Time. "I give tremendous credit to The Daily Show and The Colbert Report for understanding that science is fascinating and fun, not off-putting and work."

Take, for example, this clip from Monday night's show, in which Jon chats with celebrated astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson…

Take, also for example, all these other clips of these greatest minds of our generation being polite while while Jon and Stephen make fart jokes and such and such…

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Last night, Stephen Colbert wrapped up his Vancouverage, checking in with Canada's Stephane Colbert and interviewing singer Michael Bublé. And at the end of the interview, Stephen and Michael sang a duet of "Oh Canada" set to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner." It may have sounded a little awkward, but you should get used to it, because when Obama and the New World Order are done turning us into a North American Union, we're going to be singing it every day in the work camps. Wake up, sheeple!

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

From Indecision…

Earlier today, Barack Obama was going on and on about some shit with school and high school dropouts or something. I don't know. It sounded dumb as fuck to me. So, instead of trying to hear that noise, me and my friends snuck out behind the dumpsters and mad compiled this list of education-themed Stephen Colbert clips…

October 05, 2009: The Word – Learning is Fundamental

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Congratulations go out to longtime Colbert Report co-executive producer Tom Purcell, who has been promoted to executive producer on the show. Also, if you read that really fast out of the corner of your eye, you might think Kenneth Parcell was potatoed to excited Paducah on the Coldcut Retort, which would also be exciting.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

It kind of sucks to be Canada these days. They're heavily trailing the Americans in medals at the Winter Olympics, and Americans don't even care about Winter sports. Did you know that more than half of all Americans watching the Vancouver games actually think they're just watching a new Law & Order spin-off? Though, in our defense, Richard Belzer winning bronze in the biathlon did nothing to clear up the confusion. Anyway, last night, Stephen Colbert took pity on the iceholes and took them off notice.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Conan O'Brien has a Twitter. #laughter #joy [Videogum]

Nick Thune's Thick Noon record release party is next Thursday at the Hollywood Improv with Aziz Ansari, Nick Kroll and many others. [Nick Thune]

Tracy Morgan wants to get you IMPREGN8ED. [Jimmy Kimmel Live]

Canadian MP Ujjal Dosanjh writes about his appearance on The Colbert Report, "As Colbert shows us, political correctness must be thrown aside and a few laughs had before progress can be made." [Vancouver Sun]

Joe Mande set the world record for having the most people yell “You’ll never set a world record!” at him at once. [So Much Fun It Hurts]

Tom Shillue is hosting a new monthly storytelling series called TELL: Worlds Collide at Comix starting March 4. [Facebook]

Ron White "broke a tooth in an alcohol-related swimming-pool incident. I was just swimmin' around drunk, ran into the side and got a broken tooth and a busted lip." [Recordnet]

Coverage of the Winter game continues below as John Hodgman fixes the Olympics on last night's Daily Show.

The Daily Show and The Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

Lindsey Vonn has proven time and again to be one of the greatest American athletes competing today. And, not to objectify women or anything, but she's also super pretty. She's like if Michael Jordan was good at sports.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

New episodes of The Colbert Report return tonight and the AP has a new interview with Stephen wherein it's revealed that this week's Winter Olympics coverage will include appearances by Shaun White and Lindsey Vonn. He also spoke out of character about how much the Speedskating team means to him:

"My character calls anyone who's been on the show a 'friend of the show,"' Colbert said. "But on a certain level, we're grateful to anyone who plays along with this, because a lot of people won't. They don't know what to make of the character."

"As I said on one of the shows that will be airing [this] week, none of this would have been possible if speedskating, that team, hadn't trusted us," Colbert said. "We're very grateful and hope we have been helpful to them, because it's been a great joy for us and a privilege to be involved in any way. I'd do anything for them. I'd love to help them again in the future if we could."

Here's a full rundown of this week's guests:

Monday: Shaun White
Tuesday: Lindsey Vonn and Bob Costas
Wednesday: Scott Hamilton and Seth Wescott
Thursday: Jeret Petersen and Ryan St. Onge

Meanwhile, Stephen did another interview with Bob Costas, this time in a full Canadian Mountie get-up.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

It's time for another web-only outtake from Stephen Colbert's interview with Olympic skeleton racer Zach Lund, who is pretty much the Jeremy Teela of skeleton. And that's really saying something. After all, Jeremy Teela is essentially the Johnny Spillane of the biathlon, am I right?

Check out Verizon's Skate Expectations '010 page for more videos.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.