Anybody who knows anything about comedy knows that things are always funnier when they come in threes. Of course, the one exception to that rule is when it comes to dicks, in which case three is not nearly enough. Unfortunately, Key & Peele must have slept through that day of comedy college, as Vandaveon and Mike were quick to point out.

Watch the full, uncensored fraternity branding sketch after the jump, then be sure to tune-in for a hopefully dick-filled new episode of Key & Peele Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.

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Everybody always remembers that Valentine's Day is February 14, but what about the second most romantic day of the year? I'm referring of course to March 1, National Pig Day, And what better way to celebrate both your relationship with that special someone and your appreciation for pork than by seeing the great Wyatt Cenac perform stand-up live at Carolines on Broadway? He'll be doing a total of six shows from March 1 through 4, so get your tickets here before they're gone!

Speaking of animals, here's an uncensored clip of Wyatt discussing animal rights:

If you've been wondering whatever happened to Cool World star Brad Pitt after the 1992 live-action/animated classic, wonder no more. The elusive actor was on last night's Daily Show to talk about his non-profit Make It Right and the film Moneyball, which is sadly not the long-awaited Cool World sequel.

The interview went long, but you can now see the full, unedited version right here:

Part two can be found below.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

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Wednesday night, you might have seen Jon Stewart interview Paula Broadwell about her book All In. But what you didn't see was this segment where Paula challenged Jon to a pushup contest to benefit the wounded veterans charity Team Red, White and Blue.

A warning to our younger readers: This video contains uncensored explicit language.

A warning to our older readers: This video features three people in way better shape than you.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

What do aliens, cats and auto-fellatio have in common? They're all reasons cited in the Kardashian divorce? Close. They all give me hives? Warmer, but the correct answer is they're all featured in our collection of the best moments from the second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.

Alien Paternity Test: Uncensored
Aliens getting women pregnant out of wedlock? It's like this sketch was pulled directly from Michele Bachmann's nightmares.

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There's been a lot of debate in recent years about illegal aliens giving birth in the United States, but this uncensored sketch from tonight's all-new episode of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time is about an altogether different kind of alien baby controversy. Meanwhile, if you missed last week's season premiere, you can watch the full episode online right here.

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time airs tonight at 10:30/9:30c right after an all-new South Park.

You may have watched the premiere of The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen last night, but you didn't see it uncensored. I consider myself something of an expert lip-reader, so I thought I knew what they were talking about under the bleeps, but after seeing these uncensored clips, I now realize the Roasters weren't repeatedly saying "fog" and "fogging." I thought it was weird that humidity jokes were going over so well.

We begin with the guest of honor:

More NSFW clips can be found after the jump. And you can catch an encore presentation of the #SheenRoast tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

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The Daily Show usually covers political events, but last night they took some time to do a report on Jason Jones's capital domes. After being struck with the world's first venereal disease, children, Jason stops further outbreak with a vasectomy. On air, you didn't get to see Jason's uncensored balls, but the Internet is the wild west of genitals. If you ever wanted to see Jason Jones's testicles being operated on, now's your chance. NSFW!

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

You know Jon Stewart and Denis Leary are true friends when Denis can be on The Daily Show a dozen times, and they still have so much to talk about that the interview goes long. I haven't even talked to my wife that much. Anyway, you can see the full, unedited and uncensored interview here now in all its NSFW f-bomb-laden glory.

The second half can be found below.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

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For decades, children have argued over who would win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman. And while we might never truly know the answer to that, thanks to this week's Tosh.0 Video Breakdown, we now know who would win in a fight between Batman and some random dude in a polo shirt. In Batman's defense, that guy was probably bitten by a radioactive polo shirt. (NSFW)

An all-new Tosh.0 airs Tuesday at 10/9c.